justalillick 53F
87 posts
3/23/2006 9:16 pm

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5/9/2006 8:10 am


It was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...
and the guy had
taken me skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). we were
strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
We were headed home late that afternoon.
We were driving back down the mountain,
when I gradually began to realize that I
should not have had that extra latte.
We were about an hour away from anywhere with a
Rest Room and in the middle of nowhere!
My companion suggested I try to hold
it, which I did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
slow going,
there came a point where I told him that he had
better stop and let me pee beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.
We stopped and I quickly
Crawled out beside the car, yanked my pants
down and started. In the deep snow, I did not have good footing,
Therefore, I let my butt rest against the rear fender
to steady myself. My companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real
gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All I could think about was the
relief I felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,
I soon became aware of another sensation.
As I bent to pull up my pants,
I discovered my buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles
immediately came to mind
as I attempted to disengage my flesh from the icy
metal. It was quickly apparent that I had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by my plight and yet aware
of the humor of the moment, I
answered my date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, I was "freezing my butt off
and in need of some ASSistance!"
He came around the car as I tried to cover
myself with my sweater and
then, as I looked imploringly into his eyes,
he burst out laughing.
I too, got the giggles and when we finally
managed to compose ourselves,
we assessed my dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
we also were faced with a real problem. Both of us
agreed it would take something hot to free my chilly cheeks
from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten me into
the predicament in the first place, we
both quickly realized that there was only
one way to get me free. So, as I looked the other way,
my first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants
and pee my butt off the fender. .../8

alexthemonster 54M

3/27/2006 7:30 am

hmmmm. too funny

stealth_fighter1 105M

4/5/2006 11:52 pm

That was a funny situation..and im sure one you will remember the rest of your

robinhood3825968 64M

4/15/2006 4:05 pm

I am laughing as I type this
I trust you didnt leave any tender morsels behind from your buttock?
Have you dated this firsty time date again and made it through a rether dry date?

justalillick 53F

5/9/2006 8:10 am

We actually ended up being very good friends after daying for a short time.

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