Peanut butter pleasure  

just_for_phun 59M
4 posts
8/30/2005 4:27 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Peanut butter pleasure

I was thinking about that woman that spread the peanut butter on her breasts for her dog to lick off, but when she walked out of the kitchen all naked and buttered ‒ a blast of “Surprise” rang-out as she stood in horror to see that all her friends and relatives had appeared for a surprise birthday party.

Then I thought: What if I spread peanut butter on my genetalia, could I get my dog to lick it off? If the dog was male, would that be gay sex? Or would I fluids have to be liberated for that to be considered gay sex? Would it hurt if the dog bit me? Am I going to get a lot of angry messages from the gay community? Would the dog need therapy afterwards? These questions will haunt me.

rm_P8tience 48M/51F
4 posts
11/4/2005 1:38 am

Ok you!! That is the funniest musings I have ever read LOL!!

rm_borobadlad 46M/F

11/11/2005 5:56 am


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