School girl fantasies that live on!  

jungandhorney 42F
98 posts
7/11/2005 8:52 pm

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School girl fantasies that live on!

When I was in social science class in the eighth grade, I created a fantasy in my mind about English men.......

..........and it has continued to arouse me to this day. Problem is that they all live in England and I live in Texas. Although it is reasonable to suspect that maybe a handsome English man has moved over to the United States from England, I am pretty much convinced that he did not land in Tyler, Texas. And so my little erotic fantasy surrounding sex with an English man is pretty much left to be unfulfilled. Only in my imagination will it live........

So, I suppose I should describe the fantasy?

It all starts with Paul Revere. For those who may not already know, I will explain.... Back in 1775 Great Britain and the 13 colonies, which would later become the beginnings of the United States, had a spat. You see, the 13 colonies were pissed off about all the taxes that King George III had imposed on them and felt that they should be independent of Great Britain. However, King George III had different ideas. So, he sent troops all the way from Great Britain to get their asses kicked. As the colonists were expecting them, they asked a couple of guys to keep watch for the British sails and to act as warning sirens that the British troops were near. One of those guys was Paul Revere. As the British were approaching, Paul Revere made a famous midnight ride from Charlestown to Lexington to inform the awaiting militias that it was time to teach a valuable lesson to Great Britain. Paul and his buddies were told to ride quietly. However, Paul Revere was a bad boy and made lots of noise while making his midnight ride! Legend has it that during his ride, he yelled, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

And so I feel that as an American woman, it would be my patriotic duty to repeat the famed words of Paul Revere while riding an English man!

So, if you happen to be English and you are male, single, handsome, and somewhere near Tyler, Texas………………….

Be good. Or, at least, be legal!

jungandhorney


JayDoogie 44M  

7/14/2005 7:11 am

What if I can cum to Tyler and speak in British accent?


chiparoux 49M
30 posts
7/15/2005 5:32 am

Hmmmmm--so I wonder what your signal could be for when that British man does come? How about: One (orgasm) if by land, two (orgasm
s) if by sea. Now, let me guess what you'll do if they come by air?

Good post! I'm sure you're ready to handle the invasion.


expatbrit49 62M

7/21/2005 11:37 am

Well I say young lady, we British aare always ready to cum but there is no need to shout about it. LOL
I will let you know if I ever get to Texas.

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_simmo19692 47M
20 posts
7/22/2005 12:49 am

hi ya
i would just like to say as a single english man that the shouting of "the british are coming" was possibly shouted by paul and is still shouted now by men and women alike as we are made and passionate about our lovely country.i may not be in texas,but 1 qiestion comes to mind.do you and your fellow horny american have a simular shout during the riding season???


rm_simmo19692 47M
20 posts
7/22/2005 12:52 am

sorry that should say question not qiestion.xxx


Bellefourchelove 62M

7/23/2005 11:58 am

I could introduce you to an awesome Brit who owns his own little pub and all.


tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
7/23/2005 3:45 pm

What no love for the Australians?

We're cuddly where they're spindly.

We're tan where they're whan.

and a far cuter accent ... which would you rather

Russell Crowe or Hugh Grant?

hmmmm .... on second thought don't answer that.

well I'll leave at that ... rub it in and they winge too much
...

huh ... just notice I'm 4 hrs from Tyler ....
.... where are you at again Expatbrit?

cheers

H4H


jungandhorney 42F

7/23/2005 9:03 pm

oh, I have plenty of fantasies about Austrailian men!!!!!!!!

Alas, you are not interested.............so, I can not have you for my fantasy fulfillment.....shame, really


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/25/2005 6:40 am

It figures that my ol pal expat would have sniffed this post out and paid a visit. He doesn't miss much.


TeamsCocoaBated 50M
23 posts
7/25/2005 10:27 pm

Oh my ..well, so much for US proud American Veterans-Vince


AmberSolaire 42M

7/26/2005 8:53 am

Checks passport, smiles and leaves.


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