Turnoffs..  

julie4daddy34 45F
844 posts
3/30/2006 11:18 am

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4/4/2006 4:24 am

Turnoffs..


I was wondering, what sorts of things turn men and women off? For me I think the top 3 things are:

1. Body Odor- I like a man to smell good! If you got the whole "havent taken a bath in a week" funk goin on, we have nothing in common.

2. A stinky ass- Yes, there are some men (and women I bet too) that think standing in the shower, letting the water run over your ass cleans it! C'mon people you got to dig in there..dont be afraid of gettin the washcloth or your fingers dirty, they are washable! lol.

3. Cum in the mouth- OH HELL NO! I've been asked many times why I wont let a man cum in my mouth, the answer: Taste your own then come back and ask me again. This usually works.

I'm sure there are alot more I could list but I think these are my top 3. What sorts of things turn you off?

rm_Dagerazod 50M/55F
41 posts
3/31/2006 8:38 am

Turn Offs:
Fakery:
You can have all the fake nails, extentions, boob jobs, tummy tucks, and even Lee Press on Eyebrows for all I care! Whatever makes you feel better about you is cool with me. But dont "pretend" to listen, dont "pretend" to be interested, dont "Fake" a laugh, and for the love of all that you hold holy... NEVER "FAKE" an orgasm!
Im a big boy, I can handle that something felt AWESOME, but you just... didnt... cum. Seriously! Im okay with it! I wont be crushed. My manhood wont take a hit at all! I once was about to leap off of orgasm ledge and a dog scratched at the door. Blew my concentration, no pop shot It happens! Jeez! We are adults and its playtime, you dont have to hit a grand slam out of the park EVERY time you play.

Now... about that cum in the mouth thing.
You are aware that a man alters his ... ahem... "flavor" with his diet, medication, hormone level, etc. Right?
Get your partner to drink LOTS of Mountain Dew!
Makes him sweet
*sigh*
Yes... I tried it, I had to know.
Im not going to ask you to do what I wouldnt do my own damned self LOL!


julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
3/31/2006 10:37 am

Daze- I have to agree with you on the whole Fakery thing. Same can be said for men. Many 'fake' being interested in you just so they can get into your pants. Fortunate there are a few, including myself, who have caught on to this type of BS player. If your not interested, your not interested. I always tell people 3 things upfront:
1. I'm married.
2. I'm a fat chick.
3. I'm a smoker.

Now granted I know any or all of the 3 arent every mans cup of tea. NO sense in beating around the bush is there?

Yes, I've heard that a man can alter is own taste with various types of foods, etc. I've just had one too many mouthfuls of piss and vinegar to take the chance on yet another possible mouthful. EW!

Glad to see you've been able to taste yourself. I've always said the same thing...if you cant taste yourself, why expect someone else to?

And on a final note..I'm glad I've found your blog..While I can relate on most subjects, and we seem to think alot alike, your way with words just makes me giggle!


grneyedmaninva 60M
8 posts
3/31/2006 3:32 pm

how about the been there and done that fakes?
how about a mouth full of bad teeth?
how about nose pickers?
hugs!
me!


grneyedmaninva 60M
8 posts
3/31/2006 5:04 pm

hey ms julie4daddy34, this josh guy and you have me in tears!i have never laughed so hard at two people in my life! i`m just trying to figure out who is going to kill who!
hugs!
me


rm_Dagerazod 50M/55F
41 posts
3/31/2006 8:43 pm

    Quoting julie4daddy34:
    Daze- I have to agree with you on the whole Fakery thing. Same can be said for men. Many 'fake' being interested in you just so they can get into your pants. Fortunate there are a few, including myself, who have caught on to this type of BS player. If your not interested, your not interested. I always tell people 3 things upfront:
    1. I'm married.
    2. I'm a fat chick.
    3. I'm a smoker.

    Now granted I know any or all of the 3 arent every mans cup of tea. NO sense in beating around the bush is there?

    Yes, I've heard that a man can alter is own taste with various types of foods, etc. I've just had one too many mouthfuls of piss and vinegar to take the chance on yet another possible mouthful. EW!

    Glad to see you've been able to taste yourself. I've always said the same thing...if you cant taste yourself, why expect someone else to?

    And on a final note..I'm glad I've found your blog..While I can relate on most subjects, and we seem to think alot alike, your way with words just makes me giggle!
OMG!
FAT CHICK!
A SMOKER!
MARRIED!
We are soulmates!

No wait... you dont like Mt Dew flvaored man juice

I loves me some big wimmins though!
Glad I make ya giggle sweety


julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
4/2/2006 7:55 pm

    Quoting grneyedmaninva:
    hey ms julie4daddy34, this josh guy and you have me in tears!i have never laughed so hard at two people in my life! i`m just trying to figure out who is going to kill who!
    hugs!
    me
Josh is a great guy! He makes me laugh alot and your not the first to ask who is gonna kill who first LOL!


julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
4/2/2006 7:57 pm

    Quoting rm_Dagerazod:
    OMG!
    FAT CHICK!
    A SMOKER!
    MARRIED!
    We are soulmates!

    No wait... you dont like Mt Dew flvaored man juice

    I loves me some big wimmins though!
    Glad I make ya giggle sweety
Soulmates! I've found my soulmate! (insert happy happy joy joy dance)..I've never had mt dew flavored man juice, but there's a first time for everything.


rm_Dagerazod 50M/55F
41 posts
4/3/2006 4:00 am

would that be the
Ren $ Stimpy Happy Happy Joy Joy?
*OR*
Snoopy dancing around the piano Happy Happy Joy Joy?
Inquiring Minds want to know.

PS: If you hit the early bird specials at walmart you can catch soulmates on a buy one get one free. Just an FYI... in case you wanted to know.


julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
4/3/2006 9:28 am

    Quoting rm_Dagerazod:
    would that be the
    Ren $ Stimpy Happy Happy Joy Joy?
    *OR*
    Snoopy dancing around the piano Happy Happy Joy Joy?
    Inquiring Minds want to know.

    PS: If you hit the early bird specials at walmart you can catch soulmates on a buy one get one free. Just an FYI... in case you wanted to know.
It would be whatever Happy happy joy joy you want it to be! AdultFriendFinder soulmates on a buy one get one free deal..you are too much.


digdug41 49M

4/3/2006 11:02 am

hey julie I dont like liars I put all my shit out there on my blog so thats the biggest with me and you mcovered the rest in yours cant stand a funky ass either and you had me ROFLMAO on three take carre luv oh and btw whats wrong witha fat smoking chick eh?

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
4/3/2006 6:34 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    hey julie I dont like liars I put all my shit out there on my blog so thats the biggest with me and you mcovered the rest in yours cant stand a funky ass either and you had me ROFLMAO on three take carre luv oh and btw whats wrong witha fat smoking chick eh?
Glad to know you put it all out there. I'll have to check out your blog. LOL @ a funky ass..glad I could make you laugh! Nothin wrong with a fat smoking chic..but you know its not every mans cup of tea and that's cool.


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