Amazingly Simple (and some are funny!) Home Remedies  

juju34single 46F
155 posts
6/13/2005 1:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Amazingly Simple (and some are funny!) Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.

4. Removed for sheer stupidity...

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

1 through 7 are not to be taken literally...
pure sarcasm in action.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Then they are unique.

Never pass up an opportunity to see the moment you are in.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
when you might need them to empty your bedpan.



LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
6/13/2005 7:28 pm

LOL...

I really like these...

The last one is absolutely hilarious!

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AmberSolaire 42M

6/14/2005 7:45 pm

My dad subscribed to the WD-40 fan club.I take after my dad in many ways.That and a hammer do wonders.lol


juju34single 46F

6/14/2005 11:06 pm

I agree, and if a hammer doesn't fix it, a sledge-hammer will.

But duct-tape is a handyman's secret weapon.
Red Green says so, and I believe him.
He made a Humvee out of 2 small Toyotas and a quite a few crates of duct-tape. It worked! (Taped the 2 cars together literally)

(Comedy show from Canada, and I love it.)


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