How to piss me off  

jst4fun915 34F
420 posts
6/6/2006 8:27 am

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6/7/2006 8:47 am

How to piss me off

Call my phone at 12:45am on Monday night/Tuesday morning, drunk, and claim you didn't know if I'd be asleep or not. (Actually, I normally wouldn't, but that's still not an acceptable hour to call, unless I ok it first) The best part is, this guy is from Wichita, I don't even remember giving him my cell phone number, and he obviously wasn't important enough to make it into my phonebook, so I had NO idea who was calling. After I told him off, and hung up on him, the hubs wanted a shot at him, so called him back. Lots of big boy shit was said by dude (about how he has a Desert Eagle, and a huge crew of mob friends, blah blah blah), hubs just told him to go ahead and bring it, and we'd see who had bigger guns, and more friends. Obviously, the guy wasn't too serious, since he never showed up. We had a good laugh about it, I guess some people just have NO SENSE whatsoever.

rm_Pebcac80 42M
104 posts
6/6/2006 9:22 am

Welcome to the Kansas Gene Pool Game! I'm glad you could laugh about it a little, the lack of sleep, hower, would drive me batty. I always laugh a little bit when anyone says they have "mob friends". They have been watching way too much Sopranos. What kind of "Mob" or "Crew" do they have that really wants to walk near a military base and mess around with that? In the end, we all know their "mob" is two guys who still live with their parents who have a gambling addiction problem.

jst4fun915 34F

6/6/2006 3:38 pm

ROFL!! The best part is when he called my husband a "kike", and my husband replied "You fucking moron, I'm a full blooded German. I do have a Jewish buddy that builds AR-15s for fun though, why don't you come down here and call HIM a kike??" Dude then decided to tell my husband that he had his brother "Guido" in the car, like we were supposed to be impressed, and asked if we knew his 2 buddies here on post, like out of the 15K+ soldiers we were going to know those TWO. I wonder if dude's mom drank a lot while pregnant...

rm_firegle 38M

6/6/2006 5:28 pm

sounds almost like the caller wanted to make your hall of shame, but was trying out for the Blue Collar Comdey tour instead. The saddest part is the fact the the caller probaly wasn't even Itlain and had to stoop to racis comments to try and get some where.

mrgrimshade 44M

6/6/2006 8:31 pm

What???? Do I need to threaten you and hug your ass to get your number now??


I would probably hugged your ass anyway...

rm_wyat16 38M

6/6/2006 9:04 pm

I am so glad to see you blogging again. It is sad to say but your misery brings a smile to my face.

There is a reason that this guy is not getting laid. "He has his head so far up his ass that he can not see where to put his dick." Maybe "Guido" can give him a hand. Or maybe even a hand job. They are after all riding around in a car, alone, at 1:00am. Wouldn't it be easier to get laid if there were some women around.

rm_Tanis0525 49M

6/6/2006 10:16 pm

Heck if the dude had called me he would be lucky to get someone to answer the phone calling that late especially if he wasn't listed in my phone. Here lately unless I'm getting some I've been falling asleep before 10 most nights, but I am getting up at 530 every morning too. Looking forward to reading more of your blogs hope I don't do anything stupid to be a topic of any of

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
6/6/2006 10:52 pm

I guess he had delusions that he was on the friends and FAMIGLIA plan....and suddenly found out that he was the one who was "Big Pussy!"


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jst4fun915 34F

6/7/2006 8:47 am


Tanis, don't worry hon, you've got too much sense to end up in the hall of shame!!

Wyatt, hopefully Guido told the rest of the "fam" that he's a douchebag, and he was sucessfully knocked off.

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