"Houston, We Have Got A Problem"  

jrb6955 58M
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8/24/2006 8:38 pm

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8/27/2006 12:29 pm

"Houston, We Have Got A Problem"

While cruising through Blogland, I noticed that there have been a lot of posts about computer problems and technical glitches with AdultFriendFinder's site lately, the majority being from our friends across the pond. A few weeks ago, I received the following story from my father via email, and it seemed appropriate to share here. I do not know the original source, but who ever wrote this really captured the style of Dr. Seuss. I am just sorry I could not post all of the pictures that go along with it. Enjoy.

You've gotta read this out LOUD!!!!!

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
(Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives.

Hope you enjoyed it and do not end up experiencing it.

HotTXpussy4U 48F

8/24/2006 8:48 pm

I JUST LOVE IT - - the answers to all the questions in our life!!!

Thank You Kind Sir for bringing it to light!


jrb6955 replies on 8/24/2006 8:52 pm:
You are most welcome, lovely lady.


8/25/2006 6:03 am

Problems with the site but no computer probs yet. I am gonna take it in to scan professionally this week though. Funny stuff!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

jrb6955 replies on 8/25/2006 6:10 am:
This site does have more than its fair share of technical glitches. Some of may be attributable to the recent upgrades and added features to the blog section - working the bugs out, as it were - but it can still be aggravating.

phoenix639 49F

8/27/2006 8:08 am

Dr Seuss rocks.

jrb6955 replies on 8/27/2006 11:47 am:
I know. I still love to watch his TV Specials and read his books. They are a lot of fun.

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