If the moon were made of cheese  

jonnyrocket53 63M
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7/10/2005 3:02 pm

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If the moon were made of cheese


Well if the moon were made of cheese wouldn't that be just lovely. The only thing better would be if there were a wine spicket next to it then there would be wine with your cheese. But then you would have to contend with all the mice or mouse's and then there is the rat problem. now we send cats to take care of the rat problem but that creates another problem,the cats need something to drink and we certainly cant have a bunch of drunk cats running around so we need milk, and where does milk come from why cows of course. but the problem with that is that cows don't eat cheese but they produce milk which in another life becomes cheese. And then there is the problem of who is going to take care of the cows so now we need farmers and farmers need wives to take care of them and just to keep it interesting we will have to have a few lovers to help with the whole thing.(farmers cant
just stick to there wives can they and the wives need a little entertainment too) Then there arises the question of the wine. you would have to have distillers and pickers to make the wine as well as growers to provide the raw materials because cheese is not cheese with out wine. Damn forgot the bread. Okay add a dozen bakers to make the bread. Poo forgot we have no wheat. Ok now we add more farmers to raise the wheat. So we have wheat oh my forgot the millers. Dang its taking a lot of
concentration just to keep it all strait. Now how did George Strait get there? Oh well he's there so he will need a stage to work from so that means carpenters. But I Thought one of them was deceased? Never mind. so carpenters build the stage but after work they need a place to hang out so I guess we need a bar. Now I need a dang bartender. Pretty soon they will be too drunk to drive so now it's taxi drivers. I guess this could go on forever. All this because I wanted Grilled Cheese for lunch

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