rule #3  

jomcarex 32M
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12/10/2005 7:28 pm

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rule #3

If it turns out you are wrong in an argument, and no way of proving otherwise, talk as fast and as loud as you can. Throw forth random facts say them with conviction. Chances are, the person will get lost and confused and will think they are wrong anyways.

If you have a loud voice but have a slow wit, just bring up something completely irrelevant, blame them for it and when they say "what's that got to do with anything" mysteriously yet firmly state "it has everything to do with it" pause "everything"

if you have the wits but no loud voice, use an air horn.

if they start yelling back, a swift punch to the gut will silence their heretic sayings. Then you can prove your point without even yelling, but do it anyways, cause its fun.

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/10/2005 9:33 pm

Ive a very soft voice
softly spoken women are rarely heard
I dont like shouting or loud people really
silky xx

jomcarex 32M

12/11/2005 12:25 am

Hmm quite the predicament.. I shall have to make some new rules to counter people using these ones then. Thanks for the input. unofficially though, hard, pointy shoes generally make up well for lack of voice. Anyways, worst comes to worst, if the guy is getting real loud and all, just strip naked right there. He'll probably get all confused, shut up. Then kick him in the groin. Boom, you just won the argument.
Ok, wel i guess you can do this without stripping, but I have to say, its certainly original.

MrNuttz05 49M

12/11/2005 8:59 pm

Dude? Are you solving sexual problems with violence? Where do you think you are at, ALT.COM???? I prefer to argue while I am driving, it really scares her shitless when I step on the gas while yelling about who know what, for hell knows why? Right?

jomcarex 32M

12/11/2005 11:22 pm

haha, Stepping on the gas... very clever... resourceful too. A real McGuiver type eh? I like it! Wouldn't the yolk be on you if she should step on it for you haha!
Btw, These rules are for arguments of all types. Therefore, any sexual means of resolving said conflict need not be relevant to the nature fo the beast itself.

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