I hate clowns....  

jomcarex 32M
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8/7/2005 11:25 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I hate clowns....


I wonder if anyone has ever had sex dressed up like clowns. Probably...
I wonder if anyone has a clown fetish. probably...
What would be the root of this fetish? I mean I feel confident enought offer some explanations as to why I have the fetishes I do. But what the hell is hot about clowns? The big shoes?
Maybe it's that big red nose that looks like a swollen member... on your nose...
Maybe it's that they look so much like demonic creatures spawned form the pits of hell, and some people dig that. Maybe it's that their big red or multicolored hair is so easy to grab ahold of during oral sex, and that red squishy nose adds extra stimulation on the pelvis. Can't you just imagine looking down and seeing some face painted up like a 12 year old crack whore off the streets, but a little less so.
Wow I need to slow down here, I think I might fall in love... I mean, with pants that huge, it provides quick and easy access... and imagine, what a turn on it would be to have sex IN your partners pants... WHILE he/she's wearing then... phew, i better stop while I'm still ahead.

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