In The Interest of The Holiday  

johnnytechno 44M
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12/1/2005 11:31 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

In The Interest of The Holiday

In the world of AdultFriendFinder lust rules! So as we bring the beginning of the end of the year (December) here are some things other about the holiday celebrations you should keep in mind.

1. Find an excuse to go Christmas shopping so you can meet your baby and hump like Santa's little helpers before the craziness takes over and you can't break away!

2. Repeat #1

3. Get drunk! I don't know why, but Christmas time and Memorial Day are the best time to get a load on. Now whilst one is inebirated remember not to do anything stupid, especially at the office party like I did when I decided I'd be cool and take my bosses toupe off and put it on my head then jump on the bar and start singing show tunes.......oh man......they still never let me live that one down.

4. Don't participate in the office pollyanna. First off, this is just lame! I always go out and buy some cool drinking accessory only to get a fucking can of nuts and dried fruit or worse a tie.....I DON"T WEAR TIES!!!!!

5. If we are lucky enough to get an anatomically correct snowmen and snowwomen. If you are really talented at sculpting make them have sex! I'll post my snowslut pics later

6. Don't eat yellow snow (This is a public service announcement)

7. Carry mistletoe everywhere so you can mack out with any hottie who happens to be standing or sitting near you. Don't be afraid to slip a little tongue, chances are you'll never get an opportunity to get to first base with them ever again.

I am just making this shit up as I go! Excuse me while I laugh to myself.

8. Send cock pics! Sorry, had to throw in some of the AdultFriendFinder ettiquette rules here

9. Dress up like Santa and volunteer at the local strip club to have the dancers tell you what they want for Christmas. Them sitting on your lap will give them a rise....literally! Ok, that was stupid....give me a break would ya!

10. Go to an AdultFriendFinder party in disguise. But you must be prepared to have your weiner exposed the entire time for that is the only way they will be able to recognize you from the 8,934 cock pics you sent to them. Now you should get trashed at this event because chances are you will NOT want to remember what happened! You will most likely make a fool of yourself and get busy with some nasty, fat, toothless chick who's screen name is "FillMy3HairyHolz" and claims to be 25 when really they are 52! (the mustache is a dead give away).

Merry ChristKwanzucka!

want2play926 45F

2/2/2006 12:35 pm

wish you were around here this past Christmas with that in your pocket......*evil grin


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