I'm in Love with Sex  

johnnytechno 44M
77 posts
3/9/2006 9:40 am

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3/13/2006 9:14 am

I'm in Love with Sex

It's true, I saw Sex walking down the street and I said.....hey sexy Sex.....nice shoes wanna.....go out? Sex said yes so we went to a nice little bistro for crab cakes and bottle of Pinot......Sex and I had great conversation and I can see me falling for Sex right from the get go.

After lunch Sex and I go for a stroll through the park with Sex holding my arm....people notice you more with Sex on you! So its me and Sex on the bench, wow, this Sex is so great that I forget we are in public and Sex and I are start making out.,.....its time to go somewhere private and Sex agrees.

So me and Sex shop for a place to get busy and there is a little movie theatre right around the corner. They are playing Brokeback Mountain and Sex is insatiable. I say "Sex, thats gays having sex" and Sex says "so then you can have sex with Sex and ignore the gay sex for Sex sex instead" I say " please don't refer to youself in the 3rd person.....it confuses me."

They are also playing Space Balls. Perfect for having movie theater sex with Sex. Go pick out the seats and I'll get the butter.......popcorn that is. So sexy Sex is getting all sexed up for me in the last row.......lipstick on Sex's sexy lips and sexy perfume. Sex and I start going at it and sex with Sex is unfucking believable with Sex's sexy mouth all over my buttered cock and Sex's tight sexy body riding me.......

Then I hear Joan Rivers as I am about to cum.......that ruined it......fucking Space Balls.

I appologize to Sex for the sex that was not such good sex for Sex. But Sex is understading about the sex being ruined by that gross Joan Rivers and says "Sex sex is available any time sexy Johnny." Again, enough with the 3rd person schtick Sex, but you are the sexiest Sex Ive ever sexed with so let do this tomorrow Sex." She said "yes"

That's why I love Sex!

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
3/9/2006 10:50 am

Ooh I love sex too

want2play926 45F

3/13/2006 8:09 am

Sex is so sexy~

Sex in the shower~

Sex anywhere~

How 'bout sex with you?

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

3/16/2006 3:21 pm

Knock me in the head with a coconut ... what was I thinking way back when ?


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