jmebug 42F
636 posts
8/4/2006 10:41 am

A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor.

The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."

The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks."

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/4/2006 2:05 pm

Yep... I can relate to that one!

gizzachance 61M
5 posts
8/4/2006 11:54 am

A woman comes home from shopping to find her husband naked by the door... "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU BADLY" he says.
She walks passed him with the shopping and says, "you've been doing that for years".....

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