Dont you dare give her back!!!!  

jmebug 42F
636 posts
8/7/2006 10:02 am
Dont you dare give her back!!!!

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He
took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he
thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even
Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away
him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and
down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch
with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to
man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes
today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the
and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and
thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the

SweetLoadInKC 45M

8/7/2006 8:14 pm

That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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