Kids say the dandest things!!!!!  

jktagirl69 40F
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5/15/2006 10:36 pm

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Kids say the dandest things!!!!!


BIRDS DO IT, BEES DO IT!!

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming. >--Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they`re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you`re stuck
with. --Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. --Camille, age 10

No ageis good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids. --Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they`re rich. --Pam, age 7

The lawsays you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn`t want to mess with
that. --Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It`s the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don`t know which is better, but I`ll tell you one thing. I`m never going
to have sex with my wife. I don`t want to be allgrossed out.--Theodore,
age8

It`s better for girls to be single but not for boys.Boysneed someone
to cleanup after them. --Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN`T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn`t there?
--Kelvin, age 8

And the#1 Favorite is...

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
--some kid unknown

I love you Michelle

elysianpleasure 47M

5/17/2006 11:05 am

LMAO... I love kids... the interesting thing is how this shows them projecting their parents marriages and their view on marriage. In general it shows a funny but not so positive view.


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