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the art of camming or how not to scare the pud pullers
Posted:Sep 11, 2009 8:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 9:46 am
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OK, so I'm back on AdultFriendFinder god knows why, i did meet a very nice woman that hopefully will respond soon.. anyways... what is up with these people camming that look like they haven't bathed in weeks.
For god sakes people, take a frickin shower before you get in front of the camera. You are scaring the . Ladies, a little make up wouldn't hurt, and whats up with the dudes that are in the chat rooms on cam saying they have a 9 or 10 inch pecker, and it barely fills their hand! How in the hell did you become a freak of nature and get a 9 inch pecker with a little girls hand? Maybe its really 6 inches right dude? OK, so now I’ve got a plan… I’m going to go out since we are getting close to Halloween and buy some famous masks and set up a little scenario for all to enjoy.. how’s this sound, wearing a Michael Jackson mask, with a photo of Brooke Schields in her Calvins, (ok I skew a little old school) a pop up Webster doll and a bobo the chimp doll next to me while I “Beat It”?! ! hahahaha, oh how we would laugh. And no im not making fun of the dead, its just the first Halloween mask I saw when I googled haloween masks.. and don't tell me your not thinking of going as MJ for Halloween this year you sick bastard!
I could have a contest guessing what scene I am portraying on cam. Hows this for a first quiz. Ok im sitting in a bathtub filled with baked beans wearing a striped henly and holding a giant can of Heinz beans (can I say that or will I get sued for mentioning them on a sex site?). anyone under 30 go ask you parents what album cover that is from. Bueller, anyone?
And don't be stealing my ideas dammit, or I wont shower before I cam!
Stay classy AdultFriendFinder!
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Does anyone watch television anymore?
Posted:Sep 8, 2009 9:26 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2009 8:22 pm
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So I'm back on AdultFriendFinder after a four year absence, change in my life / marital status... so as I moved out to my own place I was making the usual arrangements (change phone, electric, etc.) and was ready to call the cable guy, you know wait around all day for someone you would not normally let into your house into your house to hook up a box to your flat screen and watch unentertaining crap and waste your time right?
So I thought about it and realized, I get my news from the internet, watch sports (Bears, Bulls, Hawks, etc.) at the local bar and or buddies' houses, and dont realy want toor care to see whos dancing with the stars, voted off the island, etc.
So I didnt get cable/satelllite/etc.
And what all these non-tv people say is true, I dont miss it at all!
I watch rented movies, watch more stuff on youtube and other sites on my computer, etc.
Sure, Ill spend more time at my local BWI dont think so! I eat better wings, drink with friends and new aquantences, and hang more wth my buddies.
Sure, I'll buy more beers for friends since I won't host parties to watch the 09 BEARS, but so what?
Anyways, here's my thought: can you go a day/night/week/weekend/month without watching TV? Dare you take the challange? Try it and see if you don't spend more time reading, on your computer, with your /siginificant other, etc.
I' dlove to hear from you...
Good luck!
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had a great dream
Posted:Sep 16, 2005 11:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2008 3:07 pm
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I had a great dream about a friend I met on AdultFriendFinder. It goes something like this...
The dream begins with you laying on a large four poster mahogany king sized bed, with crisp white linen and a soft breeze blowing through the room. You are dressed in white lace stockings and garter and nothing else, your pink nipples and pussy adding the only other color to the room. I sit on the edge of the bed and you come to me, sitting in my lap, kissing me. You spread your legs open and I reach down and begin to rub your pussy, which makes you begin to get wet and moan your approval into my mouth. A door opens and closes, and a muscular black man the color of chocolate is standing in front of us. He shines in the light, offering another contrast to your white skin and the whiteness of the room. His cock is hard and thick, 10” in length, and you reach out to touch it. I move to the head of the bed and the black man lifts you up and positions you on your back, in the middle of the bed. He lifts your legs up and positions his cock to enter your pussy. You gasp as his large head enters you. You then turn your head to see me, and smile, closing your eyes as you lick your lips and moan. He begins to fuck you, slowly, letting you adjust to his size and length, and you take more of him in inch by inch. He lifts you up and places you on your hands and knees. He is now kneeling behind you ready to enter you from behind. As I move toward you, my hands reach around your beautiful ass and open your pussy lips for him. As I pull you open, he pushes his cock head into you, and fills you up. I move back and offer my cock to your mouth and you eagerly accept it, closing your eyes as you suck the head and shaft in. The black man is now holding your hips as he slowly pushes in and out, letting you feel his full length and width. You continue to work your tongue on my cock, and suck me in, now taking my full length into you mouth. Your breathing is becoming heavier and more rapid, and I can sense you are getting ready to orgasm. Your hand begins to pump my shaft and I can feel my balls getting heavy, getting ready to come into your mouth. You begin to moan and scream keeping my cock in your mouth as your orgasm builds, and then you come pushing your hips back into the black man as he continues to fuck you in a steady rhythm. My orgasm builds and I come in your mouth, as you swallow my come and lick my cock.

I pull myself up on the bed and watch as you, on your hands and knees, begin to get into the fucking rhythm from behind. As the black man senses your enjoyment, he holds your hips and begins to increase his speed, now pushing deeper into you. You are now both fucking in unison, your bodies rocking back and forth. You reach down and begin to play with your clit. His thrusts and pace pick up, making you cry out in lust. You are now pinching and squeezing your clit as he fucks you harder and deeper, your pussy is dripping with your cum. After what seems like an eternity, you arch your back and scream out, slumping to the bed. The black man holds your hips and offers a few final deep, deep pushes, letting out a guttural moan and fills you with his thick semen. Your legs are shaking and he continues to fuck you with the full 10 inches, now cum is dripping out of your pussy and down your legs. He finally stops and pulls out, his cock gleaming and shiny from your mixed juices. Thick gobs of cum now flow out of you, and drip into your asshole, and down your crack. You let out one final moan, and smile as your eyes flutter and you drift off to sleep for a few minutes.

As I clean your pussy you awake, again smiling to me. I roll you over on your stomach and wipe the cum up from your asshole and ass crack. As I am doing this you moan your approval, and I lean down and begin to tongue your tight puckered hole, You push your ass up in the air, allowing better access for me, and begin to finger your pussy and clit. I now move one, two, then three fingers into your tight ass, and can tell you are ready for round two. I reach over and find two vibrators, one long and thin, one long and thicker at the base. I take the thin one and position it at your ass, letting the tip fill your opening. As I do this your asshole tightens. I hand you the other vibrator and you begin to fuck yourself, which relaxes you and your asshole opens again. I push the vibrator into you asshole, and you take in about two inches before tightening up again. I let you get your rhythm going as you fuck you pussy, and again push in another two or three inches.

As you are fucking your pussy with the vibrator, I’m pushing the other vibrator in and out of your asshole, alternating strokes making you moan with pleasure. As we are doing this I look up and a beautiful woman with long black hair, olive complexion and dark pussy and nipples, is sitting on the headboard watching us.

You look up and see her and reach out to take her hand, I take control of both vibrators and continue fucking your pussy and asshole, as she slides under you, offering her neatly trimmed pussy to your mouth. As your tongue enters her, she grabs her nipples and moans. I smile as you eagerly lick and suck her pussy, and bring you back to your own orgasm as I fuck you with the two vibrators. I can feel your cum building, so I slide the thin vibrator out of your asshole, and move your hand back to your pussy, having you fuck yourself with the thicker vibrator. You turn your attention away from the pussy in your face for a moment and look back at me, you smile as you understand what I am now doing. I’ve positioned myself behind you and am about to slide my cock into your asshole, ready to fuck your asshole. As I push my cock head inside you, you moan. The woman grabs your face and fills your mouth with her pussy, as you lick and suck her clit, bringing her to a first of many orgasms. As I fill up your asshole with my cock, you begin to fuck yourself harder and faster. I can feel the vibrator in you pussy through the thin wall that separates your pussy from asshole, and it makes me want to come. The woman whom you’re eating has now wrapped her legs around your head and is bucking in anticipation of another orgasm. She screams, and bucks her hips into your face. With that I grab your hips and with one last push and bury my cock and cum deep into your asshole. Your hand is working the vibrator in and out of your pussy like a jackhammer, and you explode and cry out as you cum.

Three bodies are laying on the bed in a pile, all sweaty and breathing deeply. I start to laugh, because it feels soo good, and drift off to sleep next to you.

Of course when I wake up I realize it was just a dream… damn.

Any thoughts on my dream...
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What goes best with pussy?
Posted:Jun 29, 2005 3:18 pm
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2008 3:08 pm
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Ok, so I only got one response to my post regarding the pampering blog. How disappointing! I’m hoping that it might have inspired many readers in how to please and pamper your female friends, who DESERVE pleasing and pampering. Anyways, here’s the next conundrum…
I was chatting with a woman on this site who is a sommelier (wine steward). We started to discuss how a woman’s pussy is very much like a fine wine, with all the comparisons and similarities. I also told her I was extremely jealous that she enjoys tasting wine for her profession and tasting pussy for her enjoyment.
We discussed how some women have a musky, almost spicy taste and smell, while others are more light and arid in the way their pussy smells and tastes. Some women’s juices have a thick, almost milky look and feel, while others have a thin and translucent juice to their pussy.
I then asked her what types of wine would go best with a musky tasting pussy, and what would go best with a lighter, floral tasting pussy. We then came up with the idea of having a wine and pussy tasting, where we would invite six to eight or more very different willing females to have their pussies tasted by an invitation-only audience (I’m sure we would have no problem filling the room with tasters!) and match their taste and smell with appropriate types of wine. A spicier, muskier pussy would be complimented with a merlot or cabernet, while a lighter, airier pussy would go better with a light palate white wine.
So, readers, what do you think of our idea? Would you be interested in participating as a taster or tastee? Imagine having your pussy licked by numerous people throughout the evening. Or having the opportunity to taste and sample different women and wines that would compliment how their pussies smell and taste. What a night!
We also thought of having a separate tasting for those women who squirt, where tasters could sample their ejaculate along with the recommended wine. Yum!
Let me know your thoughts, and if you are interested in participating. I guarantee you will think about this idea the next time you have a glass of wine. I know I do!
Have a safe and happy Fourth of July, and remember those fighting for our freedoms and their families as you celebrate.
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Women help me, would you enjoy this?
Posted:Jun 20, 2005 3:03 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2008 12:20 pm
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I had sent this description to a female on AdultFriendFinder as what I would like to do when we met, and didn't get a response. I would ask you readers of the female persuasion on this site to respond and tell me if you ladies would enjoy this type of pampering and pleasing. Is this too out there for you? What would you not want me to include in this evening of pampering and playful erotica? I would love to hear your thoughts and comments.

The response went something like this... We would first meet for a nice candle lit dinner, complete with cocktails or glasses of wine. After a fine meal and great conversation, we would then move to a hotel room. There, I would continue to pour you long glasses of wine, red or white, whatever you would prefer, or a good scotch or after dinner cocktail, and a box of Godiva chocolates, only the finest for you.

I’d then draw you a nice warm bubble bath, complete with candles and scented bath salts, to make you feel at ease and comfortable for a long night of passion… After a warm bath complete with bathing and massaging your body, making sure I’ve spent lots of time on your full breasts and pouty nipples, getting you nice and wet in anticipation of our erotic evening together. Once the bath as complete I'd wrap you in a dry fluffy robe. We would then move to the bed. Once there, I would neatly trim and shave your sweet pussy. I’ve been trimming and shaving many lady friends over the years and have gotten quite good at it. Whatever design you would prefer, completely shaved, neatly trimmed, landing strip, etc. I would be at your service.

Once the trimming and shaving is complete, I’d then apply some moisturizer and powder on you for your complete comfort. I’d also use my tongue and fingers to make sure I didn’t miss any stray hairs, which can be oh so aggravating, and to lop up any juices that would be flowing from you now. I’d make sure that your sweet pussy lips and hard clit received my utmost attention, making you come in wave after wave of orgasm.
Once you’ve came a few times, I’d then massage you with assorted vibrators. I’d start first with smaller, thinner vibrators on your clit and pussy, and work our way up to longer, thicker sizes to open you up and fill your pussy.

After you came a few more times from my fingers, tongue and toys, I’d then move to your tight asshole and concentrate on licking, sucking, and probing your back door with my tongue and fingers, again all the while working vibrators in and out of your pussy.

Now I would turn my attentions fully on your asshole, again starting with smaller vibrators and working up to longer, thicker sizes. Once I’ve found a size that you are comfortable with, I’d then alternate both vibrators (one in your pussy and one in your asshole) in and out, massaging the thin wall of skin between both holes as you again come in wave after wave of orgasms.

After you’ve had a chance to catch your breath and have a few sips of wine, I’d offer my thick cock to your delicious mouth, having you lick and suck the thick head. I wouldn’t want to come in your mouth yet, preferring to wait until I’ve fucked you with my cock.

I’d move to fucking you while a vibrator is buzzing deep in your asshole, making you contract with pulses of pleasure, milking my cock for my load. After I came inside you, we'd again take a short rest, enjoy another drink, and get ready for round two...

So, let me know what you think. I'm looking forward to all responses. Thanks,
JJ
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Do they know its Live 8
Posted:Jun 16, 2005 3:45 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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So I see that Bob Geldoff is at it again. This time Sir Bob (yes he was knighted by the Queen Mum) is holding more concerts in London, Toronto, Philly, Tokyo, and even Johannesburg to again provide some relief for Africa. What a knoble cause, but again I must ask, like I did when Live Aid was rocking the 80's; do you think the average concert go'er is thinking about starving in Africa or are they more concerned with what time Coldplay or Maroon 5 is performing? A ha, so you agree! What's my point? I don't know, Im just making an observation on the state of our United States and the world, I guess. I'm most excited about Pink Floyd reuniting for this event. After spending my youth smoking weed and listening to Animals, Wish You Were Here, and Dark Side of The Moon, (does it really track with The Wizard of Oz?) and having the opportunity to see them live when the pig blew up, it is amazing to me that they are still around today, and yes still able to make good music that is relevent.
Sorry but I just dont get the thumpn of . Don't get me wrong, I've had lots of low end listening to Mr. Marley, Black Uhuru, Eek a Mouse, and have mixed like Scientist, but I just dont get the lyrics, posturing, and lifestyle. I thought music was to celebrate and take one away from the daliy grind, not reinforce it. What was the Shakespere (no not Robby) quote that if music is the key to life, play on?
Well thanks for reading. I think I go get a cocktail and listen to the old turntable, without two microphones.
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going to the zoo
Posted:Jun 3, 2005 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I went to the zoo the other day and was amazed at what I saw... all types of life, some large, some small, some big, some tall. They came in all shapes and sizes. And all temperments. Some were overprotective of thier young, some didn't even notice when they had strayed off into uncharted waters or territory.
I was also amazed at the eating habits of these creatures. They didn't eat the food that the keepers supplied, the healthy stuff like vegetables, fish or fowl, they went for the junk stuff: nachos, ice cream, popcorn, chips, soda, hot dogs, french fries, etc.
Yes, you guessed it, the animals I saw at the zoo were human. I was people watching while I viewed the others behind the cages.
But here's the scary part, many people shoud be behind a cage. They were yelling at their wives, hitting their , just not well behaved.
I guess that's what makes this world of ours so interesting, the people we see and the differences we have that make us unique. Everyone is different.
You must be thinking, what the hell is this guy talking about? On a sex site no less. Well, just a few rambling thoughts as I try to understand humanity and my place in it.
One very interesting fact I learned for a very beautiful zooologist is that butterflies do not have a mouth. They only live for a few days, and their only goal in their short existance is to mate.
What a concept.
Your thoughts?
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U2 and the new lighter
Posted:May 13, 2005 11:24 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hi, and welcome to my first blog. Thought I would try this since I'm not having much luck finding anyone to play on AdultFriendFinder. Makes me think all these beautiful women looking for discreet no strings encounters are really dudes pulling thier puds at the keyboard. C'mon ladies, where are those who are real.

Anyways, I went to see U2 this week. Spent way too much on tix and beers. Had one observation, which is... cell phones have become the new lighter. I remember going to shows throughout my high school and college career and always flicking my lighter for good songs, solos, and of course encores. That's what brought the band back to the stage right? the lighter also stoked the obligatory bowl and cigarette throughout the show.
Now though, since you can't smoke in indoor facilities, and, most people don't smoke anyways (I quit too), now the cell phone is the new lighter! U2 had asked the audience during the show to call and im to an address to be included in stopping human rights violations. All of a sudden, the crowd was awash with the erie glow of the cell phone screen throughout the arena!
What's next? Going to see the Rolling Stones and sharing a tube of Balmex (stops diaper rash for those of you without rug rats) to change the with someone in the bathroom, instead of a joint?!?!? Please Keith and Mick, say it ain't so!

Into cyberspace, fly thoughts fly...
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