"This is a good one - for my married friends"  

jjNotSexy 46F
223 posts
5/26/2006 9:51 am

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9/26/2006 9:02 am

"This is a good one - for my married friends"


Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table, and next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when He sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-Love you"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks Son...what happened last night?

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "oh THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "LEAVE ME ALONE, LADY, I'M MARRIED!"


Cheers, Princess JJ



rm_cinjim 48M
12 posts
7/20/2006 7:50 am

wow!

one up for us guys...... if I had been plastered as the man, I would have whispered," wish I were married to you!"

ha, ha


sweetandspicy570 59F
2832 posts
9/25/2006 7:59 am

I am laughing so hard over this one! All your "stories" are cute and funny, but this one is the best!
Thank you! Keep it up!



Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss


jjNotSexy 46F

9/26/2006 9:02 am

    Quoting sweetandspicy570:
    I am laughing so hard over this one! All your "stories" are cute and funny, but this one is the best!
    Thank you! Keep it up!
Thanks dear.. I like this too...

Cheers, Princess JJ


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