I think I was born with a libido cup that runneth over...  

jeeem2005 61M
3 posts
7/9/2005 7:31 am

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I think I was born with a libido cup that runneth over...

I remember when my mother caught me in the back shed one Saturday afternoon, engrossed in a porno magazine that I'd acquired through the "horny neighborhood boys" network.

I was ten years old at the time.

I clearly remember the photo spread. Funny how things like that get etched in your mind when terror strikes.

It was a lesbian spread, fairly benign, but erotic all the same. Although I can't picture the women's faces, I remember it involved a shopping trip, a banana and other, rather long-shaped vegetables. There wasn't really much left to the imagination, although it really wasn't hardcore.

My mother freaked. I didn't know it at the time, but she was a sexually frustrated, uptight Baptist who most probably would have been better off if she had been given a good boffing now and then, but old mom and dad really didn't get along very well.

Anyway, she screamed bloody murder and told me to pack my bags because I was a sick, perverted kid and she was going to take me to the mental hospital.

Being ten, I naturally took this very seriously and after trying to pathetically lie my way out of it, I went to go pack my bags. Thankfully, my father intervened and called off my lunatic mother.

Several weeks later I was at my doctors for a routine visit and some acne treatment. Old doctor Miller came in and said to me, "Your mother asked me to talk to you about your...uh, sexual exploits."

I didn't know what "exploits" was, but I was horrified all the same. Then he proceeded to tell me that what I had done was "PERFECTLY NORMAL" and that my mother was really the one with the issue.

I didn't know what to say, but I've placed that man on a pedestal ever since. He ended our little counseling session by saying, "If you want your face to clear up, keep your hands off your dilly and away from the mayonaise jar."

That was almost forty years ago, and today I'm happy to say that I am rather free about putting my hands on my dilly whenever I want and often welcome others to put their hands there too. I also LOVE mayonaise and my preference is Kraft REAL mayonaise!


dancewithme29 46F

7/9/2005 8:07 am

I think many of us here have suffered similar situations...Shame, guilt and repression are so prevalent in our society regarding sex. If I ever have the opportunity to raise children they will know it's natural and not to be ashamed of their sexuality...I wish more people felt this way. It would lower teen pregnancy and STD's. Our country is in the dark ages.

rm_hiimmit 56M
4 posts
7/9/2005 8:55 am

i like mayo any time

jeeem2005 61M
1 post
7/9/2005 7:54 pm

Dancewithme29, you are so right. I'm living in Asia now and although different, in so many ways it's better here. But, sexual exploitation is rampant here too, mainly because of poverty.

Sex is such a powerful entity in our society.

Thanks for your comment, and hiimmit, don't ever settle for Miracle Whip!


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