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Take lettuce from the top of the stack, or heads will roll!
Well, if Jerry Springer isn’t educational TV, why does it make me feel so much smarter?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn’t allowed to talk to strangers.
I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself.
I must be following my diet too closely. I keep gaining on it.
Whenever I’m in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep to the posted speed limit.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.