I need laid so badly I am coming with dumb shit to say  

jcyoungthug 37M
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9/20/2005 11:22 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I need laid so badly I am coming with dumb shit to say


Sign in bank on ATM notes the new rules:
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Open car door for easier access to machine.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on it.
11. Press cancel and re-enter PIN.
12. Enter amount of cash required.
13. Retrieve cash and receipt.
14. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
15. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
16. Drive forward 2 feet.
17. Reverse back to cash machine and retrieve card.
18. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
19. Drive for 2 to 3 miles then release parking brake

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