9 MERCYFUL FATE  

jasonabadboy4u 29M
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6/23/2006 1:19 am

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9 MERCYFUL FATE

9 MERCYFUL FATE
Dedicated to the metal band Mercyful Fate
There was a man that lived by himself. Even though he lived alone, he was at peace with himself. But there were several things that agonized him. spam mail and phone marketers. He received everything from emails of penis enlargements, to paper junk mail of advertisements like for credit cards. Which he came up with the idea to just open up the letter and write a cuss word down on the line where it said write your signature and put it back in the postage paid envelope and send it back to the offending company. Worse of all were the phone marketers that would call at all hours of the night and day. Finally the man got angry enough to where he bought a caller ID and even put himself down on the do not call list. But that didn't seem to help. They kept calling. One time when the phone marketers called, he decided to have some fun with the caller and took the phone to the bathroom and made a fart noise and flush the toilet on the caller then hung up on them. Several times, he would answer the phone and would tell the person that he would be right back, then he would just leave the phone off the hook for about 20 minutes, knowing that the advertising companies would have to pay for the long calls. One particular day, he received phone calls about every 15 minutes which he tried to ignore. But when he saw that it was the same number that was calling on the caller ID, he had gotten so enraged that he told himself that he would answer the next time they called to give the caller a piece of his mind. It wasn't long until the phone rang again. And he did what he sat out to do, he got up from his char and walked over to the phone that was a fee feet from his chair that he always sat in and picked up the phone. Just as he began ranting at the caller. A truck that was driving by had lost control and went crashing into the man's living room. Coming only feet of hitting the man. If he'd hadn't gotten up from his char that the truck had plowed into just moments ago, to answer the phone when he did, he would have been killed.


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