42 WONDERFUL SAUSAGE  

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6/5/2006 11:24 pm

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42 WONDERFUL SAUSAGE

42 WONDERFUL SAUSAGE
One dark, rainy Saturday afternoon, a fat and jolly butcher
name Samuel Blunt had an argument over money with his wife,
Eloise. Blunt lost his temper and killed Eloise. Then he
ground her up into sausage meat and buried her bones under
a big flat rock in the backyard. To keep the murder a
secret, he told everyone that she had moved away. Blunt
mixed his new sausage meat with pork, then seasoned it with
salt and pepper, added some sage and thyme and a bit of
garlic. To give it a special flavor he smoked it in his
smokehouse for a while. He called it "Blunt's Special
Sausage." There was such a demand for this new sausage that
blunt best the best hogs he could find and started raising
his own pork. He also kept a sharp lookout for humans who
might make a tasty sausage meat. One day a nice, plump
schoolteacher came into his shop. Blunt grabbed her and
ground her up. Another time Blunt's dentist came by. He was
a little round man, and into the grinder he went. Then one
by one, the children in the neighborhood began to
disappear. And so did their kittens and puppies. But no one
ever dreamed that Blunt the butcher had anything to do with
it. Things went on like that for years. Then one day Blunt
made a big mistake. A fat boy came into the butcher shop.
Blunt grabbed him and started to drag him off to the
sausage grinder. But the boy broke loose, and ran out of
the shop, and Blunt chased after him waving a big butcher
knife. When people saw this, they realized at one what had
become of all the missing children and grown-ups and
kittens and puppies. An angry crowd gathered at the butcher
shop. No knows for sure just what happened to Blunt that
day. Some say he was fed to his hogs. Others say he was fed
to his sausage grinder. But he was never seen again, and
neither was his wonderful sausage meat.


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