4 ME TIE DOUGH-TY WALKER!  

jasonabadboy4u 29M
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6/10/2006 4:51 pm

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7/8/2006 1:22 pm

4 ME TIE DOUGH-TY WALKER!

4 ME TIE DOUGH-TY WALKER!
The was a haunted house where every night a bloody head
fell down the chimney. At least that's what people said. So
nobody would stay there overnight. Then a rich man offered
two hundred dollars to whoever would do it. And this boy
said he would try if he could have his dog with him. So it
was all settled. The very next night the boy went to the
house with his dog. To make it more cheerful, he started a
fire in the fireplace. Then he sat in front of the fire.
and waited, and his dog waited with him. For a while
nothing happened. But a little after midnight he heard
someone singing softly off in the woods. The singing
sounded something like this: "Me tie dough-ty
walker!" "It's just somebody singing," the boy told
himself, but he was frightened. Then his dog answered the
song! Softly and sadly, it sang: "Lynchee kinchy colly
molly dingo dingo!" The boy could not believe his ears. His
dog had never uttered a word before. Then a few minutes
later, he heard the singing again. Now it was closer. and
louder, but the words were the same: "Me tie dough-ty
walker!" This time the boy tried to stop his dog from
answering. He was afraid that whoever was singing would
hear it and come for them. But his dog paid no attention,
and again it sang: "Lynchee kinchy colly molly dingo
dingo!" A half-hour later the boy heard the singing again.
Now it was in the back yard, and the song was the same. "ME
TIE DOUGH-TY WALKER!" Again the boy tried to keep his dog
quiet. But the dog sang out louder then ever: "LYNCHEE
KINCHY COLLY MOLLY DINGO DINGO!" Soon the boy heard the
singing again. Now it was coming down the chimney: "ME TIE
DOUGH-TY WALKER!" The dog sang right back: "LYNCHEE KINCHY
COLLY MOLLY DINGO DINGO!" Suddenly a bloody head fell out
of the chimney. It missed the fire and landed right next to
the dog. The dog took one look at it and feel over--dead
from fright. The head turned and stared at the boy and
slowly it opened its mouth and-- (Turn to one of your
friends and scream: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!"


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