+ A FART IN THE DARK  

jasonabadboy4u 29M
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6/23/2006 2:08 pm
+ A FART IN THE DARK

+ A FART IN THE DARK
A man has a great fondness for baked beans but has to give them up because of their effect--causing severe attacks of gas. Unluckily, the bean-lover indulges himself in a large serving of beans on his birthday. The gas has built up alarmingly when the guy's wife or girlfriend announces a surprise. The bean-lover is left alone blindfolded in an empty room to await the surprise. Unable to hold it any longer, he breaks wind loudly and repeatedly. Then the party-planner returns and removes the blindfold, revealing a roomful of friends gathered to celebrate the birthday. In a similar story, a young boy along with his older brother and mother, enter a video rental store one day after tee ball. A young woman who was the clerk, was accompanied by a guy that was supposedly her boyfriend. He looked like the biker type and seemed as if he was drunk, for he was laying his head down on the service counter. While they were searching for movies to rent, all of a sudden a loud roar came over the store saying. "I GOTA FART!" The mom and older brother tried to keep a straight face. But the little boy giggled. A little later on, the mom was putting on some lip gloss when she accidentally dropped it onto the floor. Feeling the roar built up in her stomach, she pleaded helplessly for her kids to pick it up for her. But they only refused. When she was forced to bend over to pick it up herself, and to add insult to injury, an enormous eruption came out of her butt. She FARTED big time! While across the room, a mother was smacking her young protesting son. Thinking that he had done the FART. She was yelling at him, "I told you not to do that in public." By the time they finally picked out their movies and went to the register counter to pay for their rentals, the mother's face was a rose red, so was the female clerk's who was embarrassed for her boyfriend who still had his head face down on the counter. And who announced to the whole store his wonderful surprise. As you might of guessed it, he was the one who yelled his gas attack warning. But before the family left the store, the little boy who was thought of by his mother as so innocent and was still impressible, had to make a smart remark to the young couple behind the counter. He stretched out his little arm and extended his thumb in approval to the guy. And said . "Your cool dude. I want to be just like you when I grow up." With that, the boy smiled. Laughter followed the family out the door to their vehicle as the mother scolded her son for being boyish.


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