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I think I'm in love
I think I'm in love
I’m back….hang on…..need a quick wipe…..hands a bit sticky……
Right. I sent a reply to the Gorgeous One. I did. Hopefully it beats all of yours….cus I know all you guys are lining up…..panting your balls off…..
Anyway this is what I put:
I’ve just read your really fascinating profile. You sound like a….like a….my kinda a girl! You sure do. It seems like you have quite a demanding job. (Tell me, what is it a fetish mail order operative does exactly?) Your husband sounds like a laidback understanding sorta chap. Are you absolutely sure he doesn’t mind you getting involved in ‘alternative’ activities?
To tell a little about me: I have an occasional lisp and a little dog called Barry.
(I can’t say my letter ‘r’ s too well) (but ‘Bawwie’ doesn’t mind ‒ he loves me weally)
I live at home with my dear little old mom who suffers from arthritic joints. She’s 82 and smokes like a chimney. On Thursday nights we go to Mecca together and play bingo. Afterwards we go for a shandy or 3 in the Pig & Whistle. I love me mammy….
I still own half my own teeth and sprightly comb-over ginger hair. I have tiny, but noticeable liver spots and a tendency to sweat profusely in embarrassing situations. I like collecting shells. I have a sexy little brush moustache. One of my eyes is a rheumy blue. The other roves a little. But eh! ‒ nobodies perfect are they? Ha! Ha!
You got to laugh.
As you can probably tell I am a very educated person. I have a degree in Marine Biology from the University of Aberysthwth. I now work in a pet shop specializing in set up aquariums for ornamental spiny backed red gobblers.
I hope you like my pictures. That’s me there on the beach with the little red bucket picking up shells for my collection….and don’t worry, the rather large bi-focal glasses I’m wearing are for research purposes only. Oh yes, I wear that stripy bobble hat a lot cus it goes really well with the white jog pants ‒ don’t you agree?
Can I tell you about one of my favourite pastimes?
I love to cum all over a woman's bra while she's wearing it.
Maybe I could do that to you
I could straddle you and place my john thomas up against your D cups and let the heat of your hot titties arouse me to erection and then you lower the cups and let me jack off and cum into them please then you could pull your bra back up with my hot cum nesting warm and sticky inside.
All my friend (s) say I am a very nice man.
I aim to please
Yes, I always aim to please…….
All my little ladies always cum back for more
So AbigOneUpMyJacksie…. get back to me pronto…… you’ve no idea what ‘delights’ you’re missing darlin…..
What do you think guys? Good eh?! If I say so myself….. She deserved a sensible reasonable reply. Think it gives a very good idea of the kind of man I am.
Hope it does the trick
I await her response with bated breath…….
I think I’m in love……. "sigh"....
10/29/2005 12:32 pm
so chatty, you'll have to subdue the chitter-chatter, pitter-patter, then her willing and enthusiastic spirit will come out to play. liberate her. hehe. funny boy jan.|
10/30/2005 8:34 am
i wonder if you put as much effort into the 'real' emails you send? |
10/30/2005 1:52 pm
I think you know what a 'jacksie' is! Lol!
Or if not.....you're smart enough to work it out....
10/30/2005 1:53 pm
she'll chitter-chatter pitter-patter me to death!