SIWhen a woman cums, she screams, "Ooh  

jamesee12 40M
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6/26/2006 7:33 am

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6/27/2006 7:56 am

SIWhen a woman cums, she screams, "Ooh

[/SIWhen a woman cums, she screams, "Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm cuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiinnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!"

When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it.

All men have dicks at least 9 inches long and 3 inches wide.

Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex.

When a man sees a pretty girl, his 9 inch penis immediately becomes rock-hard and she always notices it. When she sees it, she smiles.

If you haven't lost your virginity by the age of 13, your life is over.

All women love to swallow.

Blond goddesses with gigantic breasts and gorgeous bodies are all secretly in love with nerdy computer geeks, and their ambition is to move into the apartment next door to a computer geek.

Men and women always cum at the same time during sex.

Premature ejaculation? Never!

Babysitters are the luckiest people on the face of the earth.

School teachers and college professors are the second luckiest people on the face of the earth.

Women really have the best (or full) orgasms only from phallic intercourse.

"...he thrust his nine-inch rod into her steaming love tunnel." (Can't they write something a little more erotic and suggestive?)

When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry.

When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.

Or, in general - When one person wants some kind of non-standard sexual behavior, everybody else agrees.

Pool boys/gardeners/groundskeepers are the third luckiest people on the face of the earth.

High school (and Jr. High) girls want sex, but don't know where to get it. (Come on, guys. *You* lusted after all those girls in HS. Do you think that they didn't know that? Do you think that the present generation isn't doing the same? Do you think that you are more impressive to a frosh girl than the senior football hero?)

A girl's first date leads to her first kiss before ending with her first fuck

jamesee12 40M

6/27/2006 5:53 am

who screams? true?

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