Remember the word fun is also in dysFUNctional:))  

jakblack36 48M
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12/21/2005 9:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Remember the word fun is also in dysFUNctional:))


Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
I’d just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what’s the matter
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the old fucker fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a good night
Have A Nice Christmas

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