Not your typical Irish joke  

jakblack36 48M
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3/17/2006 9:56 am

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3/17/2006 1:57 pm

Not your typical Irish joke


Today's Bushism: "Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about." St.Louis, Missouri; October 18, 2000

Old monastery in Galway,the West of Ireland.
Two parrots are sitting in a cage and all day long they pray and recite the rosary and twirl the rosary beads in their little claws.The visiting priest is amazed,sees the birds and tells the abbot that they have precisely the opposite situation at he nearby convent where they received two female parrots from a brothel after the police closed it down.Unfortunately for the nuns the parrots say all day long,’ Fuck me,please,I’m a filthy whore.’
The abbot suggests that they move the parrots from the convent and put them in with the good living parrots in the monastery.The priest thinks this is an excellent idea,the foul mouthed birds will learn by example.Anyway the two monastery parrots are in their cage one day when the two female parrots are brought in beside them.Both female parrots immediately say,’ Fuck me,please,I’m a filthy whore.’ whereupon one male parrot looks at the other and says,’ Seamus,you can put away the rosary beads now,our prayers have been answered.’

Happy St. Patrick's Day

saddletrampsk 54F

3/17/2006 12:26 pm

geez..those parrots hanging around me?


jakblack36 48M

3/17/2006 1:57 pm

Saddletrampsk- Well the ones in the whorehouse do idolize you


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