It's always the shy ones...  

jakblack36 48M
370 posts
12/2/2005 7:26 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

It's always the shy ones...

A handsome young man who is wealthy and successful with the ladies was turning thirty years old and decided to relax and stop fooling around and settle down and get married.
But he decides that his wife just has to be a virgin. So he dates numerous girls and after wining and dining them he takes them home and exposes himself. "What is this?" he would ask each girl, pointing to his penis. They would all look bewildered and say, "Ummm, a dick!" and disappointed, he would take them home.
After a few months of trying he met a shy librarian named Ann, he took her out, the same routine, shows himself and says, "What's this?".
Ann replied, "I don't know."
Ecstatic, he marries her and on their honeymoon night he takes her hand and placing it on his dick says, "Now dear, this is a dick!"
"Oh no honey," says Ann, "A dick is much bigger than that, and black!"

saddletrampsk 54F

12/2/2005 7:47 pm

I love your sense of humour..thanks for making me laugh with all your jokes sweety..

tillerbabe 55F

12/2/2005 8:20 pm

No you didn't! OMG! I Have to steal this....I just "spurted" my wine....

1023 posts
12/2/2005 9:07 pm

Do not allow Tiller to steal this.... she'll get one thousand hard up dude's comments on her post of it while we're standin' 'round here waiting for her to come back our way..... (boo hoo)

but on a positive note, I now know she's a spurter!!

Hilarious Jak, definitely one for the vault!

jakblack36 48M

12/3/2005 9:48 am

Tiller, go ahead and steal it, I find the thought of you spurting erotic.

Saddle your so welcome sweetie.

Hv how can I deny her or saddle?

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