I wish I had this guys problems!  

jakblack36 48M
370 posts
12/4/2005 1:49 pm

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I wish I had this guys problems!

A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"

The doctor says "What's your problem?"

The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'.. I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.. Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking.. For afternoon tea I give the boss's wife a good servicing.. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.. Then at night I give the missus another screw......"

"Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"

The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."

1023 posts
12/4/2005 2:43 pm

You and me both Jak! I miss the good old days when the sex was so good that after I got him from the marathon love, I had to wank in coremeration (sp?)

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/4/2005 2:55 pm

I bet you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silky xxxxxxxxxxxx

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