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Well, I hope all my friends in blogland received what you wanted for Christmas...but if you were bad like me I doubt it.
third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
big, she can only fasten eight."
The teacher fainted..........!!!
12/28/2005 9:12 pm
Happens to me all the time..|
12/29/2005 6:52 am
You and Saddle, a couple of cards! (A jack and the queen of tarts... er, I meant hearts!)|