A friend of Little Johnny  

jakblack36 48M
370 posts
1/10/2006 9:06 am

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A friend of Little Johnny

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called
on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and
continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted.

Today's Bushism:

I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances."

Washington, D.C.; may 29, 2003

caressmewell 53F

1/10/2006 12:11 pm


rm_PhxPhatChick 58F
202 posts
1/10/2006 5:25 pm

you have the best "little johnny" jokes!

jakblack36 48M

1/10/2006 7:43 pm

Thank you PPC!

1023 posts
1/13/2006 8:45 am

Ahem! Excuse me, [post 200896] I just wanted to invite you out to HornyViking's place for the [post 200875] weekend.There's going to be hot sex, childish pranks, buckets of blood ("That's pronuonced, 'Boo-kay'"),, and a psychokiller, who'd be pretty cool if only he could get laid.Do ya'll like my pic? come on over! let's make evil!

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