67 reasons for therapy  

jakblack36 48M
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12/2/2005 7:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

67 reasons for therapy


Mummy! Mummy! I hate daddy's guts!
Well push them aside and eat your vegetables!

2)
Mummy! Mummy! Who will I stay with while your gone?
Grandma dear, now get back into the coffin!

3)
Mummy! Mummy! Can I have tomato soup?
Shut up son, you know we can only have it once a month!

4)
Mummy! Mummy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up son and keep digging!

5)
Mummy! Mummy! What's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up son, and help your grandma off the door knob!

6)
Mummy! Mummy! My bottom is sore!
Shut up son we need the money!

7)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't like the milk!
Shut up son and keep sucking my nipple!


Mummy! Mummy! Why can't we give dad a decent burial?
Shut up son and keep flushing!

9)
Mummy! Mummy! Daddy just threw up all over the kitchen table!
So what son?
But my sister is getting all the best pieces!

10)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't want a cookie!
Shut up son and open your mouth, I'm bursting for a shit!

11)
Mummy! Mummy! What does horny mean?
Shut up son and help me get off the gear lever!

12)
Mummy! Mummy! Why is daddy bent over crying?
Shut up son and eat your hot dog!

13)
Daddy! Daddy! What is a paedophile?
Shut up son, and keep licking my balls!

14)
Mummy! Mummy! I like my brother a lot!
Alright then son you can have another slice!

15)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't want to empty the compost heap!
Shut up son and keep eating!

16)
Mummy! Mummy! How come my sister gets to watch TV and I can't?
Shut up son or I will cut your ears off too!

17)
Daddy! Daddy! What's a pervert?
Shut up son and keep sucking!

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Mummy! Mummy! I just sucked Daddy's cock and it tastes like shit!
Well son, your little brother does have diarrhoea!

19)
Mummy! Mummy! Why don't I have a big thing like daddy's between my legs?
You will when your older, Mary!

20)
Mummy! Mummy! When are we going to have Aunt Edith for dinner?
Shut up son, we haven't even finished grandma yet!

21)
Mummy! Mummy! I'm getting dizzy!
Shut up son, or I will nail your other foot to the ground!

22)
Mummy! Mummy! Dad's been run over in the street!
Shut up son and don't make me laugh, you know my lips are chapped!

23)
Mummy! Mummy! Everyone at school calls me a pansy!
Don't worry dear, just hit them over the head with your handbag!

24)
Mummy! Mummy! There's something in daddy's eye!
Shut up son and eat around it!

25)
Mummy! Mummy! What's an Oedipus complex?
Shut up son and keep humping!

26)
Mummy! Mummy! What is incest?
Shut up son and keep licking!

27)
Mummy! Mummy! Are you sure this is how you learn to swim?
Shut up son and get back into the sack!

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Mummy! Mummy! The milkman's here. Have you got the money or do you want me to go out and play?

29)
Mummy! Mummy! Suzy got run over by a steamroller!
Shut up son I'm in the bathroom, so slide her under the door, and don't forget the maple syrup!

30)
Mummy! Mummy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking duck?
Shut up son and close the microwave oven door behind you!

31)
Mummy! Mummy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up son and flush the toilet like other kids!

32)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't want to see grandma!
Shut up son and keep digging!

33)
Mummy! Mummy! Why are you moaning?
Shut up son and keep licking!

34)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't like spaghetti!
Shut up son or I will rip the veins out of your other arm!

35)
Mummy! Mummy! When is the pool going to be ready?
Shut up son and keep spitting!

36)
Mummy! Mummy! Why are we pushing the car over the cliff?
Shut up son or you will wake your father!

37)
Mummy! Mummy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up son and get back in the oven!

3
Mummy! Mummy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
Shut up son, you're the one who wanted hamburgers!

39)
Mummy! Mummy! I want to play with Uncle Bob!
Shut up son and close the coffin!

40)
Mummy! Mummy! What happened to all the dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up son and eat your meatloaf!

41)
Mummy! Mummy! How far is America?
Shut up son and keep on rowing!

42)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't like shark fishing!
Shut up son and stop squirming!

43)
Mummy! Mummy! I can't breathe!
Good son. It's working!

44)
Mummy! Mummy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up son and get the marshmallows out!

45)
Mummy! Mummy! Daddy's going out!
Shut up son and pour some petrol on him!

46)
Mummy! Mummy! I'm not hungry anymore!
Shut up son and finish your paint chips!

47)
Mummy! Mummy! Why does Daddy's cock taste so bad?
Shut up son and give your sister another tampon!

4
Mummy! Mummy! Why does Daddy have his cock in the cookie jar?
Ignore him son, he's fucking crackers!

49)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!
Shut up son and get back in the barrel!

50)
Mummy! Mummy! What's for dinner?
Shut up son and get back in the oven!

51)
Mummy! Mummy! Do we have to have hamburger?
Shut up son and keep your hand in the meat grinder!

52)
Mummy! Mummy! What's oral sex?
Mmmmmrrrmmm, mmmmmmrrmm, mmmmm!

53)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't want to be a Daddy!
Shut up son and get back into bed!

54)
Mummy! Mummy! It's cold and dark and damp down here!
Shut up son or I will flush again!

55)
Mummy! Mummy! What's a delinquent child?
Shut up son and light your cigarette, drink your whiskey and deal those cards!

56)
Mummy! Mummy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up son and get the barbecue sauce!

57)
Mummy! Mummy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up son or I will cut your other leg off!

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Mummy! Mummy! Is this the way to make pickles?
Shut up son and get back into the jar!

59)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't want to go China!
Shut up son and keep digging!

60)
Mummy! Mummy! Why is Daddy running so fast?
Shut up son and keep reloading!

61)
Mummy! Mummy! Can I wear a bra now, I'm 14!
Shut up Son!

62)
Mummy! Mummy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury your father!

63)
Mummy! Mummy! I don't want my hair braided!
Shut up son and raise your other arm!

64)
Mummy! Mummy! My head hurts!
Shut up son and lift the dart board higher!

65)
Mummy! Mummy! Daddy is running down the road!
Shut up son and accelerate!

66)
Mummy! Mummy! Grandma has a bruise!
Shut up son and eat around it!

67)
Mummy! Mummy! What's an orgasm?
Shut up son and hump faster, you will soon find out!

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