You might be a swinger if...  

jagnawn 46M/46F
18 posts
3/3/2006 1:39 pm

Last Read:
8/30/2009 8:43 pm

You might be a swinger if...


Your coworkers are convinced you have no social life because you always change the subject when they ask about your weekend.
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When your coworkers talk about their sex lives, it takes a real effort not to yawn.
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Your guy friends invite you to a strip club and you ask if it would be ok to bring your wife
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You've got a bunch of pictures of the two of you in a hotel room wearing brightly colored wristbands.
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Your kids see your online Christmas card list and want to know who "two4fun", "allwaysready", "carresusboth".
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Your girlfriend wonders why you have both birth control pills and condoms in your purse.
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Your Saturday night babysitter wonders why mommy already had her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom.
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Your boss wonders why you're going to Orlando or Las Vegas "in the middle of summer for God's sake!"
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You both wonder if the sexy lady who just walked past you would like to mess around.
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You make plans to meet a "straight" couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear.
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The drugstore clerk wonders what you're going to do with four bottles of Scope, three-dozen condoms, and five bottles of Astroglide.
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Your neighbors wonder why they aren't invited to any of your parties........And why most of your guest arrive carrying pillows, towels, and overnight bags.

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Disclaimer: we've got to give credit where credit is due. These came from a post within another website. We're not nearly this creative.

atlantabob1000 65M
1 post
8/13/2006 3:47 pm

You see a hot chick and you say to yourself, "I wonder if she would do my wife?"


SeXyJeepCpl35s 41M/38F

12/31/2006 1:44 pm

If you have to take the swing down and hide the toys before family comes over.


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