Damned If I Do,Damned If I Don't  

iwanteaseu 50F
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12/11/2005 12:15 am

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Damned If I Do,Damned If I Don't


Well Well Well!Back To Piss A Certain Individual Off .But What The Fuck I'm In A Mood.I'll Tell You.Lets Start By Saying this;For those of You I Annoy Blog Off .The Rest Of You You're Okay . Good Blogs and Articles.I Have Had One Of the most.> past two weeks >the most bizarre, not okay !down right, fucking off the wall !! intense neurotic and the absolute emotional, time of my life,that would knock the hair off most of you're nipples.(erk)My Week Started off with a nice little (not)visit to the local hospital.Seems As I Was Packing my two damn dogs one in each arm.Down the stairs ,Well We All Went Down And Before I Know it I've Got Paramedics over top of me (cute too)and I Dont Even Like Men.Well Anyway Went To Hospital,Came home and layed there like flies on shit for a good week at least.God Forbid I get hurt and how dare me be so needy and insensitive to those damn selfish needy horny (sons of bitches,)pardon the damn pun.Women.I've Got one already booked a flight to come see me. In good old slurrey b.c.from ottawa.oh yeah!No Shit Sherlock.Sold her house and now were pretty much married ,but,one small question people?When was I Invited Backup the turnip truck,,,Slow down betsy woooohh.So thats all good !so I think (dillusional from fall).So What this shit comes down to isont talk dirty to woman who are clingy and needy.Unless thats you're trip and if so fill you're boots.I Do'nt have A Problem Helping A Woman In Need But Come on Lets Have A Coffee first then well talk about ownership of my wants ok.Then theres that other chick who just happens to be precisely exactly where I am For Chasity Sakes . Give Me A Break.Thats A Whole Different ball OF Cat hair balls in my throat.Anyway I after being advised to stay in bed( by my self )for at least two weeks.Well i'll have none of that .Gotta get going on that trusty old bike of mine.Run Into A Different Stroke of bad luck ,seems it follows me and yes people I must be Crazy,that to me is a adrenalin rush.Invite over this flame of mine,well i'll tell you we had the best afternoon in a long time,she was good and looked after me sooo damn good .I Pay Again And Now Stuck in this damn bed again ,Just To Annoy Some Prissy kissi missi tissy,what ever the fuck the name is.This is What I Have TO Say I'm Back,,,,,, With A Vengeance , My mood Is In The Mood ,So Enlighten me PLEASE!!Stay Tuned.

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