Your typical magazine article  

inthefe 49M
366 posts
12/14/2005 6:25 pm

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9/21/2009 7:17 pm

Your typical magazine article


Sheesh, it only takes about a day or two to see just about every type of question a member is going to ask in the magazine section. After three days, it is all the same question over and over again. Sometimes you got to wonder about some of these people out there - too much lead paint around them as children? Not stopping the Q-Tip when they feel resistance? For those of you that don't check out the magazine section much, here is an amalgamation of the questions typically asked. Be afraid, be very, very afraid...

How do I make my girlfriend let me fuck her in the ass, and am I bi or gay if she were to use her strap-on on me, and what if the strap-on is larger than me, I mean what is the average size penis out there anyway, cause I really want to meet women on this site but I don't seem to get responses, so where does a guy go to find ladies, and why don't they answer your e-mails and winks here are they stuck up or too picky or what, and hey I have the best oral sex technique ever to make a woman cum, but how many times can she cum anyway, and does she masturbate as often as I do, and how do I get her to have a threesome with me and this really hot chick from work, but maybe she doesn't want to see a cock pic of me on here so should I have a picture on my profile of my cock and what is the average size anyway (did I ask that already?), cause I'm really lonely here in BumFuck USA and where do I go to meet all the hot ladies, do they like married men and where can I go to find hot married women that I can convince to have anal sex with me...

The quest for enlightenment is noble. But DAAAAMMM, some people are a twinkie short of a snack pack.

Up inthe sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's inthefe


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

12/14/2005 9:31 pm

Awww, thanks sweetie! You're gonna make me blush!

You better watch out or you're going to coax me onto the next flight to NM!

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inthefe 49M

12/14/2005 9:17 pm

Well Frisky, I tell ya - when a man gets to "meet" a woman like you, he can't help but become a better, more enlightened soul! Maybe that's all some of these poor lost souls out there need - to meet a bunch of women exactly like you! Then it would be a race of SuperMen!

Up inthe sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's inthefe


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

12/14/2005 9:00 pm

Hey there, sexy!

Long time, no chat! I miss you! I hope all is well with you!

Btw, great post! LMAO You've pretty much wrapped up every guy here in a nutshell! (Except for YOU, of course!) *big evil grin*

Kisses & Hugs,
Frisky

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