Sexual Advice Series: MAKE! I NEED!  

inthefe 49M
366 posts
6/8/2005 3:04 pm

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Sexual Advice Series: MAKE! I NEED!


Advice series continues…

HOW DO I MAKE/I NEED….

It is sad that we see these types of questions far too often in the magazine section. Here is the typical type of thing ‒ created from my mind, not an *actual* question:

“How do I make my girlfriend let me pump her in the caboose then cum on her face while my hot secretary paddles her hiney with a bottle of Corona? She say’s she doesn’t like it but I need to do this at least 3 times a week or I might need to go somewhere else…”

First, we as men should drop that word MAKE from our sexual lexicon. We never make someone do anything. We can ask, we can experiment, but make implies coercion or going against someone’s will. If you are trying to make your girlfriend/wife/girl next door do something this means she doesn’t want to do it. Let me re-state that here for clarity: she DOESN’T WANT TO. Cry a river, shake your fist at God, read a book. But forget this *make* thing. You asked, she said no. Get over it.

And I see this “I need to…” thing quite a bit as well. Please. We *want* to do things, yes. We don’t *need* to have any type of sexual activity, unless the goal is to get pregnant. You need to have this type of sexual act? Maybe time to lookup the work need in the dick-tionary.

In short ‒ you don’t make and you don’t need. Get a clue dudes! If you have sexual desires that you don’t get where you are, discuss them intelligently and honestly with your partner. Work from there.

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rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
6/13/2005 5:07 am

I dunno, cheeky, but I'm tryin' to get him to marry me! LOL

(Oh yeah... I'd have to get rid of the husband first... and the fiance...)


rm_cheekyBrat 54F
17 posts
6/11/2005 3:51 pm

WHERE THE HELL DID THIS GUY COME FROM????????????? AMEN BROTHER......AMEN


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