Four Way Fuck You  

inthefe 48M
366 posts
1/19/2006 3:33 pm

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11/3/2009 7:55 pm

Four Way Fuck You



It's called a Four Way stop you dumb fuck. Yes, I am aware that you did indeed stop when that car IN FRONT of you was at the intersection, so in some stupid-ass quadrant of the universe you met the basic minimum of STOPPING. But a four way stop does imply that you do so BEFORE entering the intersection. And just because you did slow your forward inertia down to something akin to a slow jog does not mean you then get to immediately roar out into the crossing like your ass was on fire and a big bottle of rubbing alcohol was being tossed its way. You are required to follow a sort of rule base, whereby other vehicles around you ‒ you did pull your head out of your ass, stop talking on your cell phone, and finished looking for your shit for brains down in the floor boards long enough to notice there were other cars around you, right? ‒ proceed from their stopped point to continue on their merry fucking way. Really, when you think about it, it’s pretty fucking basic and easy. Fat pedal next to the skinny one ‒ apply pressure until forward momentum stops. Allow those at the intersection prior to your sad ass arrived to go, then press down that skinny pedal. Taking a shit is a bit more complex than this procedure, what with the sitting, clenching, standing up at the right time, wiping, flushing, pulling up the pants, washing the hands, opening the door, saying “Don’t nobody go in there for forty-forty five minutes!”. My three year old has mastered this procedure, and here your idiot ass is still not quite getting this simple, basic rule of the road. Not sure if I should cry for your tortured soul’s existence, or go slam a fifth of Rye. Oh well, maybe you’re an organ donor…


Up inthe sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's inthefe


Xotica2004 56M/49F

3/16/2006 6:03 pm

Stopping in to say hi yas!


DanaeKC 43F
600 posts
1/23/2006 8:01 am

*tapping thumbs on computer desk* *moueing and pouting*
we're waiting *pout pout*

give us orgasms.

(and it's new mexico. people don't have insurance, so they drive like the other guy is gonna pay for it. well, that, and half the state is inebriated at any given hour.

(if i told you the number of times i've told my roommate to employ turn signals... but at least he doesn't drink.

(here's to continued safe driving on your part, and the part of those around you. stay safe, man.)


FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

1/20/2006 10:06 pm

WooHoo!!! I knew you'd come back! Now, since I've patiently awaited your return, don't I deserve something? *WEG* How about a story dedicated to me? I think that sounds good! I know how your stories are and I LOVE 'em, baby! Besides, you know how much I'd LOVE to be the star!

Kisses & Hugs!!!

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inthefe 48M

1/20/2006 1:32 pm

I'm still here baaaaaby But every now and then the herd needs thining, ya know? More ertoci stories cumming up sexy lady....

Up inthe sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's inthefe


FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

1/19/2006 8:11 pm

WHOA!!! Damn, inthefe! What's with all the negativity these days? What ever happened to the sexy, sweet-talking, passionate, seductive, erotic man I used to know?? I miss his erotic stories! I miss his charming smile! I miss his flirty ways! I miss HIM! Please come back!!!

BIG kisses & hugs,
Your "Frisky" friend

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