Comical encounters  

interested13563 53M
985 posts
10/13/2005 5:14 pm

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Comical encounters




I guess it is my turn to ask a survey
question. So, here it goes: Have you had any
comical erotic encounters of the kind that
makes you laugh at the situation and even
yourself? If so, then how did they happen?



keithcancook 60M
17841 posts
10/15/2005 8:24 pm

LOL, there is some hilarious sex going on out there. I did a post on this last spring. Over time I cut and pasted embarrasing sex that I found posted elsewhere. (mostly with the bloggers permission). Go check it out. They are a hoot!

Embarassing Sex? Come On Folks....Fess Up

I am not going to reprint the original one I posted here though. You will have to check the link for that one.

I will give you another one though. It is sorta comical. It is definately true...

One early afternoon my girl friend and I retired to the bedroom for some loving tenderness. It was a beautiful day and the children were all playing outside. The window was shut and the blinds were drawn down. I was lying on my back and my girlfriend was kneeling at my side driving me nuts with some oral stimulation.

I was moaning like a whore and twisting my head from side to side. When I rolled my head towards the window I could see bright sun peeking through a crack in the blinds. Peering in were 3 sets of little eyes! OMG! My 10 year old daughter and two of her friends were watching us! Needless to say that put an end to that lovemaking session. By the time I got some shorts on (plus give my hard on a chance to become less prominent) and ran outside, they were gone.

Later when my daughter came home I had a conversation with her about the importance of respecting privacy. I never mentioned that which was observed. I figured that part was pretty self-explanatory and needed no further clarification.


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/16/2005 9:33 am

Ok..here goes...

There was a young lady I had been talking to for a while. She was using a birth control method called the RING. It is an ring of chemiacls that is inserted into the vagina. I have worn one before and I can tell you that it has a bad habit of trying to slide out, which means you have to push it back inside...along with any air that happens to come between it and your vaginal walls. With that being said...

My girlfriend had to take out her ring...because it was at the time she was supposed to. She took it out, and met me. We kissed and made out, and I decided to go down on her. As a woman, my favorite way to go down on another woman is while she is in doggie style posisiton.

Anyways, she got into position and just as I started to go down on her, this blast of air came out and shot into my face. She didn't move and I acted as though nothing happened.
I went back down and just as I was really getting into it, another blast came at me...

At the time, I didn't know what happend. But..later it was explained to me that she had a pussy fart of some sort. I later expirienced it as I tried her method...so I knew what she was going through.

That...is the funniest thing to ever happen to me...

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/19/2005 4:00 pm

Thank you all! Lots of laughs!
Sorry I have been away. Work was
tremendously busy for several days!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/21/2005 6:46 pm

Yes, sex with a man who would scream out his own name...now that is funny/


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/24/2005 5:20 am

i once vomited on a guy while giving him a bj,oops,i can say he ddidn't laugh

I laugh all the time,its just me,


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


daighi 49M
1449 posts
11/26/2005 3:42 pm

Yes,i once had on of my partners give off a rasper of a fart,while i was giving her oral sex.We laughed ourselves into hysterics,& totally forgot about the oral after that.

Another time,i was with a woman who just kept "Pussy farting" as i trust into her.She just got so full up with air as i trust into her,hard & fast.It got so bad,we just had to stop.She got so embarrassed about it,but i just laughed it off.

Is'nt it horrible when that happens?...lol

I was with another woman who kept laughing while she came.Every time she had an orgasm,she would giggle her head off.

On another occasion,i nearly had to "Gag" a woman,because she just got too loud while we were having sex.She would shout the house down.I don't know about you,but it does get a bit off putting after a while.

She would shout..YES!...YES!...YES!...i asked her to stop,as i had'nt asked her a question!

One thing you should'nt dare say if your having sex with a very large lady is......"I can see my house from here"! that does'nt go down very well either...lol

D.

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
11/30/2005 5:38 pm

daighi: very impressive stories!


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
11/30/2005 5:39 pm

Bella: Scream his own name???? How self-centered!
How could he do this while you were there????


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