I believe Hitler invented the high heel.....  

insaneredhead 45F
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6/10/2006 4:43 pm

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I believe Hitler invented the high heel.....

or some other sadistic bastard out there. Is it too much to ask for an attractive high heel that doesn't disfigure my feet permanently??? Seriously! I'm not asking for the moon and the stars (or even the green clovers) but shouldn't have this been invented by now? Women (and I guess trannies) have always had to choose: hot looking heels that feel like shit or ugly ass shoes that are comfortable as hell. Why do we have to choose!!!????!!! We all know the power of the great lookin fuck me pumps...that's the only reason women will still wear these barbaric items. We like them for their looks but we would LOVE them and wear them constantly if they actually were comfortable or at least not tortuous! It's just hard to believe that no man has yet to take this matter to task and invent the comfy high heel. Do you realize how much tail he would get? Seriously...every woman that I know would want to personally service this individual due to their contribution to society. He'd be hit with pussy 24/7. His birthday would be a national holiday with only banks and shoe stores open for the occasion. We would lobby to put his picture on the dollar bill. Fuck George..what has he done for us lately? I just pray that some young go getter in the women's shoe fashion world sees this post and makes it his life's work to inventing this so needed item. Maybe this plea should also go out to the lesbians of the world. Thousands...ney, MILLIONS of women would switch teams to satisfy the woman that could accomplish this elusive quest! NOW TAKE THIS MESSAGE FAR AND WIDE FELLOW BLOGGERS!!! WE CAN NOT REST UNTIL THIS OBJECTIVE HAS BEEN MET!! DO NOT LOSE FAITH!! WE WILL SOMEDAY BE SET FREE!!!


cuteNEway 41F

6/10/2006 5:16 pm

AMEN MY SISTAH!! Nothing I love better than a nice pair of pointy toed, sky-high heels! But oh GOD how they hurt! Oh and how about those sexy lil strappy numbers...Who needs circulation in the lower half of her body anyway? >>shrug<<

But seriously...you are so right but I think that the men of the world like the fact that these heels are torture...because we mostly wear them for men, therefore we are suffering to please THEM!

Yes I know it's twisted logic but it makes sense...I think.

tee hee


insaneredhead replies on 6/13/2006 7:22 pm:
So true! We suffer over these bastards!!! It's not easy being a chick. They so don't get it. "We have to shave our face everyday!" Boo-fuckin'-hoo. We have to shave our legs bitches!!! Makeup, hair, clothes, nails...everyday. This takes work and we never get the credit!! On top of that, we are supposed to be sweet and witty. I'm too friggin tired to be either after all that prep work! Oh! BTW, you do really look like Britney Murphy! LOL

out_for_a_ride 35M

6/10/2006 5:41 pm

somewhere out there lies the truth, that whomever invented the high heel had in fact invented one that was perfect. sexy, comfortable, the unicorn of heels. and he realized, if he markets these now he will forever be giving women the upper hand on men, including himself. then a stroke of genius hit, he invented the uncomfortable, dreaded heels that women wear today knowing that when the time was right, he could release the perfect heels and forever be endowed with the poon of any girl of his desire. and so he put his strategy to the test, low and behold, it worked. women were dying from the pain his shoes were causing, grateful to look sexy, but in need for the heels he had originally invented. as irony would have it, he passed the most gorgeous girl he'd ever seen in his life wearing his heels, and he introduced himself. realizing who he was, the girl was head over heels to have his attention and chatted him up quite a bit while he worked up the nerve to ask her to accompany him home. when he finally did, he propositioned her with the idea that he had a new model he wanted her to try, so home with him she went. once inside his place, she was more than eager to try on what she believed were the newest design in heels. she gasped at the sight of them, they looked magnificent. taking her foot, he slid off her current heels and slid on his new ones. she whimpered. they were magical. she walked over to the mirror, falling more an more in love with them with each step. she'd never felt so sexy as she stood in front of the mirror eyeing herself. she was feeling sexy, hot, horny. she flung herself at him. she cried out "fuck me in my new pumps", and he did, it was everything he'd imagined. he'd wanted every girl he might ever desire, but no longer, he wanted only her now. their passion burned all night until both were too sore to have another go. and in those few moments of pure honesty, he told her the truth about the heels. how he'd been saving them to create more demand, and thus gain more feminine attention. and before he could finish the statement to tell her how he felt about her, in one deft move, she took off one of her heels and drove it with such force through his neck that his last breath followed, leaking the words "fuck...me" from his lungs....
...speculation has it that he had hidden the design to the ultimate pump, but the truth is out there, and it's his mystery lover that can reveal it. but like most women, she wants to be the only one who owns a pair, and plans on taking her secret to the grave with her.

i have no idea where this ridiculous folk lore comes from, but it does explain how heels got the title "fuck me pumps".

i once heard on the radio that some german scientist correlated a womans eccentric display of emotions with the notion that it stems from the calf muscle being constricted while wearing heels, and that it results in a typically low level of insanity. of course were their insanity tied to the heels, i'd imagine it's because they cut off circulation in the foot....fuckin germans, it's ideas like these that make me glad i've got some celtic and dutch blood too.


insaneredhead replies on 6/13/2006 7:07 pm:
Ok, there was no reason for you to print a novel. That will cost you an additional 2 blunts. ::shakes fist at you::

KC_JJ 54M

6/10/2006 6:38 pm

    Quoting cuteNEway:
    AMEN MY SISTAH!! Nothing I love better than a nice pair of pointy toed, sky-high heels! But oh GOD how they hurt! Oh and how about those sexy lil strappy numbers...Who needs circulation in the lower half of her body anyway? >>shrug<<

    But seriously...you are so right but I think that the men of the world like the fact that these heels are torture...because we mostly wear them for men, therefore we are suffering to please THEM!

    Yes I know it's twisted logic but it makes sense...I think.

    tee hee
The men that wear them also seem to be wearing them for other men.

I have a friend who's girlfriend , much to his chagrin, will occasionally rent gay video porn. He claims she gets some form of sadistic pleasure from it. I guess her ex husband forced her to do a lot of things she really didn't want to do at his beck and call. I guess this led her to think it was comical to watch another guy have to do some of those things to another guy.

I hope it would not disappoint her to discover that the guys doing those things together in the vids actaully want to and probably enjoy it.

MMM [ MMM


insaneredhead 45F

6/13/2006 7:09 pm

Awww, thanks!


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