Whats that SMELL???  

innocent19735 44M
72 posts
4/19/2005 6:34 pm

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Whats that SMELL???

Here I am on a Sunday evening just getting out the shower after a long relaxing day at the beach, when an old friend who I have sex with every blue moon calls and invites herself over. Sundays are my t.v. night, you know the HBO shows, anyways.. I really dont want to do anything but what the hell shes always on her game anyway. When she took off her hip hugger jeans the air got thin!! I mean I thought I was still in the water at the beach. How she didn't notice herself smelling like the sewer is beyond me but YIKES!! Now, I know damn well a man cant just say anything to a woman cause even the hardest woman can be soft as cotton, so how do I tell her she smells? A woman would have no problem telling a man that but this time is different. She gave good head and normally I would give back..well I tried with kissing her lower spine and ass cheeks but EWWWW that smell!!! THe condom seemd like it had it's doubts too. She could tell I wasn't into it, and her feelings werent hurt but she was dissapointed in me. I wanted to tell her so bad that she smelled like fish,ocean and other funky objects but I could'nt do it!! was I wrong not telling her the truth?

GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
4/19/2005 9:19 pm

I don't know how to handle that one. Been there, done it, and exfoliated in the shower afterwards.

It's a toughie but I usually do what you did, just bite the bullet and go through the motions.

You would think that they would be a little more self-conscious but I don't know.

I just asked a female friend and she says that if they're horny, there's a chance that they're gonna smell. I'm thinking that maybe she was horny for awhile, wet for a prolonged period of time and hence, the odor. My friend also says that she would have smelled that herself. So, she knew! But, she was horny and wanted to fuck so I don't think she really cared.

This is all anecdotal so do with it what you may. I would like to know too! Good luck.

HottieBabs633 50F
2 posts
4/19/2005 9:50 pm

Sounds like she might have an infection....good thing you used a condom! Be careful!

Lapkin4u 42F

4/19/2005 9:54 pm

Man...thats a lose lose situation there. If ya tell her she is gonna get pissed and her feelings will be hurt....she will probably never talk to you again because she will be tremendously embarrassed. On the other hand not telling her could result in her coming back to see u again. Best bet be busy every time she calls. I dont get this fish thing though....i have never smelled like fish in my life even when i have been on my period.....she either has really bad hygiene or she should seek medical attention for infection or something. EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

rm_tkwswing 51M/49F
114 posts
4/19/2005 10:01 pm

OMG...that is hilarious...and sad at the same time.

...I'm the wife of tkwswing and unfortunately, sometimes the truth hurts, but you have to do it.

I would think that if you knew you were coming over for a booty call, you would shower, shave, and smell good...wouldn't you? Call me old-fashioned, but....

EMSqueen 40F

4/20/2005 1:32 am

I don't think you were wrong to not tell her...I'm sure she knew. Why the hell didn't she freshen up before coming over!?!?!? That's just rude!!!

fukmetiludrop 52F
1 post
4/20/2005 2:22 am

See if that was me in that position, being a woman myself and loving pussy just as much, I would have taken her into the shower and washed her down. Now, don't get me wrong, that would have been just enough so I could get her to suck me off but I most likely would not go down on someone who smells like cottage cheese. She probably has a yeast infection and doesn't even know it. I get embarrassed just thinking someone smells me when I have my period much less an infection. I would tell the girl next time. Do it in a nice way. She might be shy about knowing, but next time she will stick her fingers in her pussy smell before trying to get laid.

innocent19735 44M

4/25/2005 9:12 pm

Thanks for the unbrutal comments, it just lets me know you all are weak hearted just like me at times! FUKMETILUDROP, i dont see any weakness in you darling but thanks anyway!

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