Jehova Witness  

innocent19735 44M
72 posts
5/19/2005 4:48 pm

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Jehova Witness

Hello, my code name is "INNOCENT" but this morning I showed my guilty side. I'm up early as normal drinking coffee and "KNOCK KNOCK" at the door, it's the witness people! Same ole book from last week and last month! asking me can they talk to me about the world ending. Normally, I would make up a lie or say come back later..NOT TODAY,though. It's two women, older at that...I invite them in and offer some coffee, they turn it down. They want to talk about the world ending so I dont have a problem answering them. "Let it end" is my answer..they not to happy with that. "IF it's ment to be then so be it" THey not happy with that either. I notice one woman is staring but in a rather glazed eye look.. Oh snap! i forgot all I got on is a houscoat!! and it's open down to my pubic hair! I catch on to what she's looking at and the demon comes out of me!!! As one is stedy asking questions, i'm sliding my hand down there by my dick slowly..up and down. The other lady sees this too. She's profesional about her job though, the other lady hasn't stopped looking yet! The robe I got on is silk, so you can kinda see right through it! I'm trying my best to get a hard on.. The questions have went from the world ending to"HOW COME I'm NOT MARRIED?" "WHERES MY Girlfriend" now what does this have to do with the bible? I get up to get more coffee and what d'ya know.. I've got a hard on!! came from thinking about that big thighed girl at the beach! One woman just uncrossed her legs and the other just rolled up her book and used it as a fan!! In the kitchen, I'm fixing my robe to wear it'll show a lil more skin but theres another knock at the door. It's a male witness"AW RATS!!" He wants to come in but naw..thats alright,I just remembered I got to feed the stray cats in my back yard! As they leave I invite them to come back soon, "they normally ask can they come back" I hear one woman say she needs a drink! LOL!!! I'm going to HELL!! I know this! LOL!!!!

daredevon 52F

5/19/2005 5:18 pm

I applaud you. I may keep your tactic in mind if I ever again get a Witness man knocking at my door. lol.

rm_BigDnLady 43M/41F
1140 posts
5/19/2005 5:36 pm

Great Idea!! I will be sure to tell D that is what he needs to do to them the next time they knock on our door!!!


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
5/19/2005 6:53 pm

Last time they came to my door i answered wearing nothing but a very see through teddy...just about gave the old man a heart attack...they haven't been back since...

innocent19735 44M

5/19/2005 7:06 pm

playfulgal, you going to HELL!!!
Lady.. you and D dont have time to open any doors...all the love yall make LOL!!!!

keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
5/21/2005 7:48 pm

That is the most hilarious story I have heard in while. LMFAO!

When I was in college there was a branch of this cult called The Way The Truth and the Life near campus. One night I was in my dorm and bored when two of these cultists knocked on my door. They too wanted to talk about my salvation etc.

I had just read the New Testament over the summer so I decided to have some fun with them. I debated them for several hours and I think one of them was about to quit the cult after he heard my "preaching" . What a hoot!

innocent19735 44M

5/21/2005 11:49 pm

Yeah! they hate it when you can out talk them and make them look kinda stupid!

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