You Shoulda Seen What She Did To Sanford!!!!!  

impish_pixie 54F
2106 posts
5/17/2006 8:13 pm

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You Shoulda Seen What She Did To Sanford!!!!!

So there we were. Sitting in the car at the red-light...which by the way...I DID stop for. It had been a nice relaxing ride, no sudden stops, no just near misses...a nice quiet, peaceful ride. Granted...we had just been shopping and I know that our dear _Safira is not really a particular fan of shopping - but we did get some GREAT new shoes, and she does like getting new shoes so I thought we were ok. How could I begin to know that she would do that to poor little Sanford????

She looks over at me...smiles and reaches into her purse and pulls out little Sanford. There he is....looking all cute in his black & white "tux" and his little black "top hat". Innocent even. All dignified and ready to come to the aid of his "mistress". And what does she do I ask you?? She mortifies him. Right in front me. Total mortification.

She shakes, and shakes, and shakes, and shakes little Sanford. I'm looking at her kinda befuddled like, and she sweetly explains that because of the "shopping" she really needs a "BIG" fix. OFF comes Little Sanford's Top Hat...and OMG.....He just ***SPURTS***, it's like he just can't help himself - _Safira made him cum before he even got his hat off.

I had to look away. I could not share in his misery. Poor lil guy. He just wanted to please his "mistress" and he ended up cumming all over her fingers. She starts giggling, inhales very, very deeply and turns her hazed, crazed eyes towards me and very calmly asks me for a tissue. I could do no more than point to the glove compartment and look away while she calmly cleaned her fingers up, then cleaned little Sanford up and put his little top hat back on as if nothing had ever happened.

So guys, the next time you're in your favorite office supplies store, and you see a Sanford Giant Magic Marker...take a moment of silent solidarity with him, for as we know, it can happen to the best of you. **sigh**



I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/17/2006 8:27 pm

So..............hazed you say?????????


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:16 pm:
Hazy as a hot summer day in July in South Carolina...I swear. It was quite frightening...

digdug41 49M

5/17/2006 9:13 pm

eah I know thatfeeling when I thought I was an artist LOL

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:17 pm:
Diggy...are you...ummm...saying that you've had a Sanford...ahem...cum on you before too???

im_curious_4u 50M

5/17/2006 9:18 pm

There are a lot of men living vicariously through that little marker.


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:19 pm:
curious...if you had seen the way she was "shaking" that poor thing...you might have second thoughts. (btw...thanks for stopping by! )

ProFotoFreak 45M

5/17/2006 9:28 pm

OMFG... Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!

You really know how to tell a story Sugar! I love you guys! (and little Sanford too - poor thing.)


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:20 pm:
ohhh baby...be careful. That's a mighty fine ass you have...we wouldn't want it to be "off"... **hugs**

rm_TexNVa 49M/48F
376 posts
5/18/2006 3:09 am

Hmmm,
The portable cumshot.
How many women would like that in their purse?


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:21 pm:
I don't know Tex...I'm kinda partial to the "real" think...I mean, you know, Sanfords a "giant" yea...but still.

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
5/18/2006 3:35 am

I readily and proudly admit that I am addicted to the sweet, sweet smell of Sanford's cum. And unlike SOME men (who shall remain nameless) ... He doesn't shoot my eye out AND he doesn't give me bruises on my knees while I "administer" to his needs. Oh, and he doesn't talk back. Actually he's pretty damn cool ... for a marker. (Okay, so I'm a realist. *sigh*)

One of these days, IMP, I'm going to catch you rifling through my purse ... and the game will be ON, Bitch! You're free to pursue any man in whom I may have an interest, but don't you dare lay your cute, unpolished fingers on my Sanford!


This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:23 pm:
You'd have to catch me first... (giggle) But I truly feel I can say with absolutley no reservations that you need not worry about your dear little Sanford. "Shoot your eye out?" Sweetie...you been playing with that Red Flyer BB Gun again???

VATraveler1948 68M

5/18/2006 3:55 am

Are these traffic light orgies going to continue this weekend? Should I tell my friends on the VBPD and the NPD to be on the lookout for two women beghaving laciviously with Sanford markers. Do we need to send out a BOL (Be On the Lookout) out to stationary stores. This decadence just has to stop somewhere! May I suggest my driveway in Virginia Beach?


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:26 pm:
VAT...please darlin'...re-read. Notice that "I" am not the one behaving laciviously with poor Sanford. NOOOO...I was SHOCKED...SHOCKED I tell you. On the other hand...I see no reason whatsoever for the "decadence" to stop. I'm rather a fan of decadence. You need to contact me with some contact info so we can invite you and your lovely along...

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/18/2006 4:57 am

Imp....you do know how to tell a great story!


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:27 pm:
**taking a very humble bow** Why thank you Ms. Angel...I'm much pleased you enjoyed it. (Come have some fun with us!!)

GMURN 66F

5/18/2006 9:20 am

IMpish....OMG....being with you two this weekend is going to be a riot. What has she got cooked up for us.

And VATraveler.....perhaps you should forewarn them....because there will be FOUR of us causing mayhem and debauchery there this weekend. Dazed and I will be joining these two


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:29 pm:
Four of us...shhhhh...don't let VAT know that. We'll be followed everywhere by the police. Of course...if they're cute and sexy I suppose we could invite them along for a little decadence...Yes?

JudeL5 46M
1535 posts
5/18/2006 1:56 pm


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:31 pm:
Jude darlin'...did the kitty get your tongue? (Oh what a lucky, lucky "kitty"...) giggle

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
5/18/2006 2:49 pm

    Quoting ProFotoFreak:
    OMFG... Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!

    You really know how to tell a story Sugar! I love you guys! (and little Sanford too - poor thing.)

FREAK ~ I have a Sanford JUST for you!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


impish_pixie replies on 5/18/2006 5:32 pm:
Run Freak, RUN....I'll try to distract her....

c'mere little sanford....

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
5/18/2006 7:22 pm

Jude ~ What Imp forgot to tell you is we call her "Bad Kitty."

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


impish_pixie replies on 5/20/2006 4:33 pm:
Even "Bad Kitties" need luvruh.....

kyplowboy22 61M

5/19/2006 6:17 am

*whoosh*

That was the sound of this story goin' over my head. lol

kpb


impish_pixie replies on 5/20/2006 4:33 pm:
Don't worry Unc...I'll explain it all to you...

tillerbabe 55F

5/20/2006 2:32 am

HUH? Me thinks you guys need some COCK!!!


impish_pixie replies on 5/20/2006 4:34 pm:
Tiller Darling...notice it was NOT ME playing with poor little Sanford...I'm doing just fine.

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

5/21/2006 2:21 pm

OMFG! Safira needs something better than a Sanford, just like Tiller said! I think you ladies need something better than that, but I really enjoyed how you played her though!


impish_pixie replies on 5/22/2006 4:37 pm:
Cowboy darlin'....now why does everyone keep thinking it's me? I'm NOT the one sniffing on poor little Sanford. I'm doing just fine...but...if you're volunteering...c'mon down sweetie.

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