Quirky Little Things You Should Know About Me & My Home...  

impish_pixie 54F
2106 posts
1/31/2006 8:21 pm

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Quirky Little Things You Should Know About Me & My Home...

...Should you ever be invited to be my houseguest...and/or friend. (giggle)

1. My toes are always painted pink. In many different shades of pink. Pink is a happy color and my toes like to be happy. In fact...they demand it.

2. Maggie will either love you or hate you. Once she's made an impression - she will not vary from it. If it makes you feel better...the people she's not liked have been few and far between. Of course that just opens up the whole "I like you so you must adore me" side of her. She likes to lick. A lot. And though we've both been to obedience school - and she will listen when she knows I really, really, really, really mean it...but for the most part...she's spoiled rotten and does pretty much what she pleases. (Yes...she really does think she's a lap dog so don't be surprised when she jumps up on the couch and tries to sit in your lap, just be firm...(if you seriously think you can...) and tell her to "get down". LOL....LMAO....LOL

3. Ava loves everyone. She likes to "butt heads" as a way to assure you that she loves you. She also likes to run past you at the speed of light and scare the shit out of you when you least expect it. When she brings you her "prey" - please amuse her and throw it for her at least 100 times. This keeps her happy. You'll like her best when she's happy.

4. I don't eat bread, or rice, or potatoes...so if these are things you're gonna want - you have to tell me ahead of time. Chocolate on the other hand is considered a main food group (milk) and readily available.

5. I live 8 blks from the ocean, I love the ocean, so know without a doubt that at some point during your visit you WILL be visiting the ocean. It's like a child to me...something you must meet while you're here. OK? Yes...ok.

6. I love to go out...I love to dance...I love to get my buzz on. I do not under any circumstances drink tequila. Ever. They tend to frown on people who take their clothes off and dance on tables, unless of course it's a strip club. I mostly stick to Jagger...Red Headed Sluts, (or as I like to call them...Red Headed Ladies who fell upon hard times). I will dance all night unless someone asks me play pool...then I'll dance with the pool stick in between shots. I will shamelessly use my hootie's to win the pool game, so if this offends you - don't watch.

6.A. I also tend to lose all good common sense when I seriously "get my buzz on" and so please be a good friend and remind me that I don't really need to invite the whole bar to my house at closing time.

7. My eyes also change colors depending on my mood. Blue is good. Green is good. If they are stormy gray and my ears are red....Run. Even chocolate won't help. (This seldom happens though and it would take something really bad to set it off...just thought you should know in case.)

8. I am a habitual "giggler". Can't help it. They just escape whenever they want to. I love to sing - but my voice is not silky smooth. I've been told I have a nice voice, laced quite liberally with a honeyed southern accent. I personally think I sound like a little kid but I'll let you be the judge of that.

9. There are some people who will not ride with me. I refer to those people as "excitement pussies". They are often also afraid of their own shadows. I'm sure you will be much more courageous. Right?

10. I have a sincere and absolute fear of scary movies. So if you're wanting to see a horror flick - you'd want to do that before you come.

11. I am a bit on the claustrophobic side, so please don't ask me to do anything that requires small tight spaces - I will do it because you've asked and in the south we are taught to be gracious hostess's - but the panic attack will be your fault so be prepared to help me breathe.

12. I think it's perfectly fine to open up a quart of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia and pass it around with a spoon until everyone has had their fill. Germs? So what? We're friends, right?

Ok...I think that covers most of the major points. I know we're all going to have a memorable time. Goddess has quite the evening planned and since I've already had a peek - I can only tell you...TAKE THE DAMN DAY OFF & get here as soon as you can. Ciao!


I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
2/1/2006 8:18 pm

OMG ... OMG ... OMG! I am SOOOO printing-out this list to study and memorize before I come down.

I love you, Sister Wind ... and, of course ... Our Goddess!!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


tillerbabe 55F

2/2/2006 1:09 am

Well HOT DAMN! I'm on my way.....can I take Maggie to the beach?
(You, my friend are so wonderfully sweet!){=}

-Sister River


rm_oceanman5 56M
7 posts
2/2/2006 9:05 am

Nice information to have before hand, in a social...could be life saving 70LB Lap dog...never a problem! I thought Ben & Jerry's came in small containers just for group consumtion...or bad ice cream binge.
Have Fun !!!


rm_oceanman5 56M
7 posts
2/2/2006 12:02 pm

Dang

Your list left me hungry for some B&J...upon opening the fridge I found none ! My Daughters must have robbed me without my noticing.

On a good note. Your list along with a good laugh for me... did a good service. I was out playing with the dog and it dawned on me that a good friend of mine could use a simular list. She can get upset with company over some specific issues Anyway.. I was calling Her (reminded by your list association) to tell that my brother would be showing tomorrow and get the hot tub warmed up. Security at San Diego airport answered Her phone... Seems, She forgot it with them.. I told them who it belonged to and they were able to page Her before departure. Wierd Puppy seems to be getting better...thought I might be taking him back to the vet today.


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/2/2006 3:37 pm

Sister Fire- Don't stress...no need to memorize - you're gonna be ok anyway - you said you'd ride with me.

Sister River - What time should we pick you up at the airport? Maggie would LOVE to go to the beach with you - it's one of her favorite places. Of course...you know...if you did that she'd know you adored her and then the "licking" would commence. LOL

Oceanman - DAMN Daughters....That's just cruel - to eat the last bit of B&J's. Hope my list helped your friend.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
2/2/2006 9:09 pm

As far as rules go, those aren't bad Pixie!


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/2/2006 10:28 pm

Hink - THANKS! Rules should be more fun, then people could follow them a little easier...Don't you agree?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
2/3/2006 2:55 pm

Very much so!


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
2/3/2006 9:44 pm

I will keep these things in mind if I am ever coming through VA Beach again!


digdug41 49M

2/4/2006 2:43 am

hey pixie thanx for the view inside of you,you so crazy

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/4/2006 6:29 am

Fiver - well darlin...I guess I'll just have to keep inviting you - seems you have a very bad view of this area and I'd love nothing more than to show you a "better" side.

Diggy - Crazy? Me? Was it the pink toes? (giggle)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
2/4/2006 8:06 pm

Does this mean that I need to post a ....
Quirky Little Things You Should Know About Me & My Home...
post too???? I would say that Goddess is planning on taking
the whole weekend off...how many are coming anyway, Pixie???
We may have to do lunch or dinner once again before the
caravan arrives!!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/5/2006 3:33 pm

Goddess...OH YES...you must. We are going to have soooo much fun! Don't forget to let me know if your boys ever need help...LOL.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
2/6/2006 10:17 pm

You sound like a lot of fun but...

ewwwww, you double dip?


MaggiesWishes 59F

2/10/2006 12:38 pm

Pixie!
Dangit... you didn't hot-line me, and I raced right over you on my way through VA.
::dirt kickin':: swearin' under her breath, "fiddle dee de" as only a southern girl would.

It's all good. I still lub's ya! Hope ya'll had fun fun fun... I so wanted to see "Abby Roads" one more time!

warm wishes


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/10/2006 2:00 pm

onelittle - Of course I double dip. Sweetie...get with the program - double dipping ice cream is not the same as double dipping chip dip. LOL

Maggie - We haven't have the weekend yet. It's coming up. What time can we pick you up from the airport???

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


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