I Want Equal Rights DAMMIT......  

impish_pixie 54F
2106 posts
2/10/2006 2:58 pm

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I Want Equal Rights DAMMIT......

OK...let's just set the scene first shall we? It's a hot summer day, the sun is beating down relentlessly, you're in your car on the interstate, someone has wrecked right at the mouth of the tunnel - there's no way in, there's no way to turn around, there's no easy "out"...you're just stuck. You know it's going to take a while for the clear up and you know you can't keep your car running the whole time. There goes the blessed air conditioning. Ugh.

After a bit I can start to feel the sweat building up on my body, it's miserable, the tops of my breast and the cleavage are wet, soaking my shirt. The sweat begins to trickle down my breast to pool at the bottom of the underwire making that uncomfortable. For the millionth time I wish I could just freaking take my shirt and bra off and feel the cool breeze.

I look at the car beside me, men, who at this point have taken their shirts off. There they sit in their car, topless, feeling the breeze against their skin. And suddenly between the heat and the absolute "unfairness" of the whole situation I'm suddenly just totally pissed off.

Why can't I take my shirt off? What's the difference between his breast and mine other than a few pounds? He has the exact same things I do. Why is ok for him to walk around showing his nipples when I can't? Why is America so freaking prudish? They're just tits.

It's kinda like the whole "Janet Jackson Super Bowl" thing. Justin Timberlake, (who nobody censures...), pulls her top and her tit comes out. SO WHAT? Big Freaking Deal? Again...IT'S JUST A TIT people. As our favorite NZ'er would say, FFS...get a life. Your kid was not traumatized by seeing for a very split second some woman's tit.

So it's up to us, dear women of Blogland. It's up to us to put on the mantle of our ancestors, those brave suffragettes, and fight for our right to go topless. We'll pick a day to peacefully protest that unfair advantage that our "brother's" are given by society. On a certain day, at a certain time, wherever we are, in total solidarity, we'll take our tops off!

When we've done that, (and we all get out of jail), we'll organize the first ever, "MILLION TOPLESS WOMEN MARCH" on Capital Hill. We'll push our proud breast out in unison, locked arm in arm and march right up to the white house gates! YES! Power to the TOPLESS WOMEN!! They'll have to hear our voices when we unite as one.

Who's with me?


I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
2/10/2006 4:05 pm

I just want to let you know that us men of AdultFriendFinder will support you in you just cause. I will even go so far as to post a link to here in my next blog to help keep things going.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
2/10/2006 4:12 pm

Hrm...you think we could get away with charging these guys to apply sunscreen?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_hungrynord2 58M

2/10/2006 4:39 pm

Make sure you keep us abreast of your movement.


firestarter665 42M/39F

2/10/2006 5:05 pm

I am with you!!! I love to show my breasts. It would be kinda funny to explain why I was topless in the newspapers to my husband and my parents.


KC_JJ 53M

2/10/2006 5:09 pm

Move to any of the Scandinavian countries and when the weather reallhy warms up there it's tops off galore. And northern europeans as a rule are much less self counscious about their own nudity than the average American. One summer I took a short contract job in the television production industry in Denmarks's largest western city on the western part of the country name Aarhus (pronounced Oarhoose)

For awhile I wasa staying at an old converted farmhouse which had been sectioned off and then used by three or four families who had purchases the whole thing collectively to use as housing.

There was a period for about a week in which the days were quite sunny and the temps stayed steady around 28c (which is about 83f to you non metric folk) and this is quite warm weather for Denmark. So thusly the tops flying began to ensue in a sometimes quite pleasant fashion.

But I also realized that it could have a disconcertingly odd effect on me. One woman who lived in another one these farm cottages I was staying loved to go out in the sun and do her gardening topless. She was what you might call "robust" in size an stature and most particularly in her glandular formations sometimes referred to as "boobs".

I simply could not feel comfortable or normal at all going out there while she was doing that. It just all struck me as being too odd, unuaual and awkward to deal with in an everyday manner. Of course I was the one with the "problem" there. She was simply enjoying the light, the warmth and her garden.

Like all women should rightly be able to do anywhere and anytime they please.

MMM [ MMM


PassionKisses4Me 44F

2/10/2006 5:13 pm

I am so there...love showing these babies off...There is power in united women...so let's go topless...great blog

Becky

~Becky~


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/10/2006 9:02 pm

Loved it You go for it.


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/10/2006 11:05 pm

Goldmember - Yes, you're right. We'll wait until it's a bit warmer - though you do have to admit that all those "points" would certainly make an "impression".

Coathanger - Well thank you very much. Do you suppose that you could also start our Legal Defense Fund? You know how conservative they are up in our Capitol....

Daph...well..that would certainly help with the Legal Defense Fund now wouldn't it?

Hungry - Yes...our breast are a-moving. Try to keep up...K?

Firestarter - Hell sweetie...bring your Mom. Your dad and husband will be soooo proud.

KC__JJ - See, That's exactly what I mean. Why is America so prudish? Is it because we were founded by Quakers? Can you just imagine Laura telling old GWB that's she's going out to join her sisters? It's time for a change...

Becky...YES darling. There is massive POWER in women who are united, I think we sometimes forget that. Bring your daughters, bring your mothers...Let's DO it.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
2/11/2006 6:46 am

Okay, Pixie Gal, Sister of Mine ... I'm all in for "The Jiggly Movement." Let's take pictures next weekend to start it off right!

Going up on the blog now!

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
2/11/2006 8:58 am

Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing - with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for the second and third place. Robert A. Heinlein


SexySagittari01 50F
7 posts
2/11/2006 12:04 pm

Here in Canada a woman fought the Supreme Court to be "allowed" to go bare chested just like men(saying only men could was unconstitutional).She won.Now us gals can walk around anywhere anytime with our hooters in plain view.Gotta love it.Maybe you should do the same thing!
SS1


Sariel1122 51M

2/11/2006 12:43 pm

"Goldmember - Yes, you're right. We'll wait until it's a bit warmer - though you do have to admit that all those "points" would certainly make an "impression". "

Ah, yes... the points... my favorite part

In all fairness, though, I do agree. Maybe if they were displayed more, there wouldn't be such a big fuss over it anymore.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
2/11/2006 3:16 pm

Americans in general (and I mean ALL Americans, from Alaska to Patagonia) are more prudish than Europeans. I wouldn't dare go topless on this side of the Atlantic, because a) the laws sucketh most egregiously, b) I can just see all the assholes gawking, and c) I don't have the figure for it anyway. You try dealing with a C-almost-D cup in hot muggy weather with no bra!

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


southrnpeach333 50F

2/11/2006 7:31 pm

Is there a statute on the books specifically stating all females above this age are mandated to keep the boobs under wrap? Maybe there is no law to break!!! I say we let them fly ladies. I a going to have to do some research. Anyone know a good lawyer just in case?


tillerbabe 55F

2/12/2006 11:24 pm

Excellent! I'm in! But won't George get a hard on???? and Cheney might have a heart attack?!?!? KEWL! (I'm so bad!) BTW: I have taken my shirt off on the Interstate.....and uh....my bra - I "flashed" some Army guys once years ago!


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
2/13/2006 2:40 am

I'm with you on this one...just give me a date and place for the march to begin...lol.
"Can you just imagine Laura telling old GWB that's she's going out to join her sisters?" Oh my, I would die laughing.


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
2/13/2006 3:31 pm

easing up on that tunnel........soon

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
2/13/2006 3:34 pm



Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/13/2006 3:54 pm

Sister Fire - Yes...we'll start it off right. Stand as examples for all our sisters.

mtnravyn - You're so right. Lets spend money on the "indecency" of a woman showing her breast. To hell with all those starving children out there who can't eat because we've wasted money on my hooties. Silly...just silly.

Sariel - It would become as normal as seeing men in speedo's. And I ask you...what is the more indecent? My hooties....or GWB in a speedo?

PK Darling - You're right on all counts. Being the rebellious soul that I am I wouldn't worry about all the assholes staring. And sweetie...as a DD I'm not saying there's not a time and place for a bra, but for f**ks sake, I just want to be the one to decide when and where. Yes?

SouthernPeach - Now darlin...you live in the South. You know those Baptist would either find a law or make one real quick. But please, do let me know what you find out. I'm pretty sure VA has one on the books but I'll ask one of my buddies.

Sister River - Do you think he still get's hard on's? Hmmm...I wonder if he and Dick secretly watch porn movies together? (That's bad huh?) As to the flashing...I regularly flash - especially if I'm dancing. It's so funny to watch people's faces, and it's so hot on the dance floor...know what I mean?

curious - I think there's more to Laura than meets the eye. After all...she did raise her twins......

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/13/2006 3:56 pm

Goddess...you "in" with us????

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


Sariel1122 51M

2/13/2006 6:30 pm

Anybody in a speedo is indecent...


lifeisablast333 53M

2/13/2006 7:22 pm

hell pixie, I am on your side, peel that shirt off, and say,
"I ain't gonna take it no more." free the boobies..........
.......................The Redneck


kyplowboy22 61M

2/15/2006 9:37 am

Bet auto insurance would skyrocket, from all the lil fender benders that ensued! lmao

kpb


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/15/2006 4:13 pm

Sariel - YES. My daughter was a beach lifeguard for 3 years...they had a special code for men in speedo's. LMAO

Life - Boobies well on the way to freedom! Look for update next week.

KYP - Well it seems silly to me that fender benders would ensue. FFS...they're just boobies.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
2/16/2006 9:28 am

I am with you. let's do it while it;s still a tit bit nipply outside!


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/16/2006 5:42 pm

It is perfectly legal for a woman to go topless in public in New York State.

A bunch of women in the 80s marched to the state court in ROC topless and were arrested and convicted for indecent exposure. It was appealed up to the State Supreme Court which overruled the conviction and ruled the indecent exposure law to be unconstitutional as it was applied to women only.

It was appropriate that this took place in ROC because of all the feminist history in that area, especially Seneca Falls, which was the country's home base for the suffrage movement.

That said, I've never seen a woman going topless in public outside of swingers parties... but the law is used by them to get away with all jkinds of stuff.

But you can! Come here in July, go to Hamlin Beach, take your top off, let me know when you'll be there.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/16/2006 11:13 pm

They seem to have denied my post, you. It was merely informing you that women may, in fact,go topless in pulic anywhere in New York State. Lake Ontario is one big topless beach


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
2/18/2006 11:22 am

fiver - you like the points...huh? giggle

Voodoo - Thank you soooo much for stopping by my blog...and even more for the info. That's great info. If it can happen there then surly we can bring it down south too. Yes? Perhaps you could be our spokesperson? Please pass along further information on the July opportunity...I'll be there!

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


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