A Wickedly Impish Question....  

impish_pixie 54F
2106 posts
6/14/2006 4:31 pm

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A Wickedly Impish Question....

_Safira and I were talking about her "Wednesday's Wicked Question" post tonight, and as it often seems to happen one thing led to another in our conversation...(Imagine THAT...). I was quite curious to hear the answers to her question, and in the moment threw out one of my own. She, being the generous soul that she is, said, "Ask that one on your post and we'll do a tag team post." Sounded great to me...and hopefully our questions can be laid to rest with your ever resourceful answers.

And so...Pixie's very first ever Wickedly Impish question is:

"How is it I wonder, that I can swallow with relish every last single drop of cum furiously spurting down my throat...AND yet...CANNOT even think about getting cottage cheese in my mouth without gagging???"

Be a dear and help me figure this one out...K?

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6/14/2006 4:39 pm

I don't know dear sister....cause I absolutely love cottage cheese, but have a real hard time with the cum....go figure.....so I'll look for your answers cause maybe it will answer mine too

impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 3:51 pm:
Quite a few to choose from - who knew huh? LOL. Funny how we're all different isn't it? And...so what you're telling all of us dear sister is that YOU are a spitter? LMAO.... (love ya!)

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
6/14/2006 5:01 pm

It's all in the viscosity.

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impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 3:52 pm:
Of course...I knew that. (NOT)...

AND...that's, "Mistress" Bunny Foo Bitch. (giggle)

wikydimagin8ion 44M  
227 posts
6/14/2006 5:11 pm

My analytical mind as it is poses this solution to you. First, cottage cheese is basically curtled milk. It is nasty. As for cum, which i do not know of, is typically fresh. LOL. Now sometimes it is lumpy, which may be a problem for some but typically is not. Cum is typically fluidous (is that even a word). Easier to go down the throat.

impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 3:53 pm:
And this darling wikydi...is why you are soooo perfect for the Mistress Bunny Foo Bitch. Ya'll think amazingly alike. (Scares the shit out of me...)

You do have a point though, Fresh is always better.

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/14/2006 6:20 pm


I *******HATE******** cottage cheese.

With a passion.

Can't stand it.



Totally grossed out.


impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 3:55 pm:
I KNEW I liked you the first time I met you. We must be the only two chickies alive that don't like, can't abide the thought of, will not eat cottage cheese. From here on out, I declare YOU my "Sister Cheesy" **grin**

OcelotScratch 48M
286 posts
6/14/2006 6:26 pm

... fluidous (is that even a word) ...

Actually, it's just "fluid." It's one of those funny words where the adjective is the same as the noun.

Now that I've done my pedantic deed for the day, I'll also say that I agree with the rest of your post. It must be the lumpiness.

impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 3:57 pm:
Absolutely must be the lumpiness. Now that I think about it I don't really care for tapioca or rice pudding either. Go figure.

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/14/2006 7:25 pm

Hmmm...I like both. I however do not like thick, lumpy cum, which I have experienced once. Think warm cottage cheese ... EW.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 3:59 pm:
ummm...s'cuse me...I gotta go puke......ewwwwwwwwwwww

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/14/2006 8:51 pm

Lord you are funny! And some of the comments are funny too! Well, sometimes I love cottage cheese.....and sometimes I can't choke it down. But cum......yummmmy!

impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 4:03 pm:
What is it that makes it down-able one day but not on another day? I'm beyond curious? AND...Do you find that cum takes on the taste of what one has been eating? Like Pineapples? (Wonder if one ate lots of chocolate would it be chocolate cum?) Wouldn't that be lovely.....

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
6/15/2006 4:52 am

The pschological answer may be contextual - where and when the original learning took place regaqrding both. But I will leave two quotes over which to ponder. Although I do not believe Rushkin had your context in mind when i his was written (late 1800's). The second I believe was said by Charlie Brown.

Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only morality. The first, and last, and closest trial question to any living creature is "What do you like?" Tell me what you like, I'll tell you what you are. John Ruskin

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Charles M. Schulz

impish_pixie replies on 6/15/2006 4:07 pm:
Hmmm....so based on John Ruskin..."What am I?"? (giggle)

I'm going to do some thinking on the original learning - see if either of them press a button. Maybe I don't like cottage cheese because it's connected with something bad. Worth thinking about anyway....I'd love to be able to eat just cottage cheese and fruit. Might get skinny then. LOL

kyplowboy22 61M

6/15/2006 7:00 am

Take some and put it in a glass, let it curdle and clabber then see how easy it goes down. roflmao Later


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
6/15/2006 4:08 pm

....ach....ugggggggg.....oh damn...gotta go puke again. (What IS it with you and Daphne????)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/16/2006 4:32 am

EWWWWW I just came back to check your comments and I am so grossed out by KY and Daphs comments that I am going to PUKE.

It *is* the texture that bugs me out... I hate rice pudding, tapioca, ricotta, anything with little "things" in it.... ugh



impish_pixie replies on 6/16/2006 7:14 pm:
see...Sister cheese...we even hurl togehter. LOL

bulging_boy 49M

6/16/2006 4:37 am

I love cottage cheese, but the thought of downing a mouthful of cum... makes me more ill than you could ever imagine.

You bitches are sick!

impish_pixie replies on 6/16/2006 7:16 pm:
God bulgy...I hope it makes you VERY ill. (but you love us bitches huh???) giggle

JudeL5 46M
1535 posts
6/16/2006 9:19 am

I'm with Bulging... I love cottage cheese with canned peaches/pineapple... a really quick snack...

Speaking of quick snack, Pixie...

impish_pixie replies on 6/16/2006 7:20 pm:
Quick Jude? Oh darlin'...I think not. Perhaps an appetizer...getting ready for the main feast...but not quick. Definitely NOT quick. (tee hee)

Heartnsoul768 52M
360 posts
6/16/2006 9:42 am

I'd pay to see someone ejaculate "lumpy cum" ... Sign that guy to a porn movie contract.

impish_pixie replies on 6/16/2006 7:22 pm:
I don't really think I'd want to see "lumpy" cum...there's just something about that image that disturbs me. Deeply.

rm_TexNVa 49M/48F
376 posts
6/16/2006 5:37 pm

How can you not like cottage cheese?
There is not explaining personal preferences.

impish_pixie replies on 6/16/2006 7:25 pm:
I don't know Tex...I really don't know. Just don't. But...should you like to get together and discuss my "food" failings - well I do suppose you know where I live...yes? (giggle)

QueenOfSwords 34F

6/19/2006 8:34 pm

I can do cottage cheese but I gag at cum. What am I doing wrong?

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
6/21/2006 12:41 am

this is my short list of potential answers:

1. oral sex is more fun than eating any type of cheese.
2. cum has more vitamins and protein per fluid ounce.
3. the cow that produced the milk for the cottage cheese doesn't know you swallowed it... AND doesn't show any sign of appreciation either.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
6/25/2006 4:25 pm

Sister Wind...
You are into cuddles...not curdles...
and the mystery is probably ...
just about as simple as that

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

Mermaidslut 49F

7/3/2006 11:34 pm

.... or it could be that once you had some on the edge of turning sour, and forever associated that with the stuff?

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