You Fuck Like You Eat  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
4/30/2006 5:40 pm

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5/9/2006 5:00 am

You Fuck Like You Eat


Welcome to our bedroom…

Although I’ve never sat at mzhunyhole’s dinner table, I’ve always figured her for a meat and potatoes kind of gal. Nothing fancy, just the basics. I’d be willing to bet that you’d never find aged Bordeaux wine, Dijon tarragon marinade, or tandoori sauce in her cupboards. Don’t get me wrong, fine cuisine is great if you are in to that stuff ‒ it’s just that I’m not.

Along the same lines, I’d also be willing to place a wager that you won’t find whips, restraints, blindfolds, and nipple clips in her dresser drawers. Sure, there might be a vibrator or two, but nothing exotic. Why do I know this if I’ve never visited her? Because she is a meat and potatoes kind of gal ‒ she sticks with the basics.

It was in this regard that I had to set Mr. Bambi down and remind him that I am a meat and potatoes kind of gal. The chocolate syrup, the Maraschino cherries, the honey… and all that other exotic stuff from last night just doesn’t work for me. Just give me that good ‘ol straight up “suck me, lick me, finger me, fuck me ‒ make me cum hard sex.”

This morning he did just that and it was amazing.

The question I have for you is: “What’s in your cupboard?” Do you go for the more exotic things sexually, or is it back to the basics?

Lady Bambi

PS. mzhunyhole, thanks for the use of your kitchen!

bedroomice2003 43M

4/30/2006 11:07 pm

You know, each of us varies wildly in our definition of "exotic", although I'm with you in that I don't need to add a lot of accessories to sex. I can make love to you with my eyes, my voice, my lips, my fingers, my knees, my tongue and my sex. I think if you can be creative with the tools you have naturally, you don't need to dress it up. Experimentation is still fun once in a while, though, and may lead to greater adventures - so even if your experiment wasn't a complete success, you can't fault Mr. Bambi for wanting to find new ways to please and tease you.


caressmewell 53F

5/1/2006 7:41 am

The basics are always nice but I like to taste...errr I mean try new things too.


AtomicKisss 58M

5/8/2006 9:17 am

If I like fast food, does that make me a fast fuck, a quickie, or a minute man? I certainly hope not but just in case, I'm going to have a good good piece of pork tonight. Then, I'll be a good porker!


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