You Can Check My Oil Anytime!  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
6/8/2006 8:31 am

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6/18/2006 7:15 pm

You Can Check My Oil Anytime!

As you know, Mr. Bambi and I have been working very hard. Our recent travels and work has left us drained. To recuperate, Mr. Bambi stayed in bed while I took a long road trip to Arizona./:>

As I drove across the desert, I started experiencing car trouble. At a loss for what to do, I made a detour and stopped at the villa of bedroomice2003. He assured me he could fix my car if I allowed him to check "under my hood."

With his tool in hand, he told me that he needed to check my oil. Bent over his tool cart with my panties down around my knees, I obliged. Grunting and groaning, he plunged his dipstick in and out of my "tailpipe" numerous times.

Excited about his thoroughness, I agreed to let him check my engine mounts. He placed me on all fours and mounted me from behind. Vigorously, he poked, prodded, and inserted things to measure the amount of vibration. Apparently the mounts were good but I got so revved up, I blew an engine seal.

Leaking massive amounts of fluid, he placed himself between my chassis and sucked up all of my fluids. His actions were to no avail because my engine seal started to leak even more.

bedroomice2003, greatly concerned about my loss of engine fluid, offered to replace the fluid in kind. Gently, he lowered me to my knees. Then, with my head tilted back, he told me to suck the fluid out of his lubrication hose. I obeyed him and swallowed every drop he injected into my cylinder head.

Given a clean "bill of health" (and a mechanic's bill for $1,000), I happily resumed my trip across the desert. But alas, my journey was short lived because I'm experiencing car troubles again. I'm afraid that I might be low on fluid - once again.LOL

Can any of you tell me what might be wrong and how you would fix it? I'd hate for the likes of bedroomice2003 to take advantage of me again!

Lady Bambi


6/8/2006 10:33 am

Your baby is a top the way he works on them nutz and boltz~that is a great song

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

goodatpoetry2 66M
12374 posts
6/8/2006 1:11 pm

I just think your joints need a little grease, is all.
And your in luck! My grease-gun is full!

digdug41 49M

6/8/2006 3:09 pm

very creative bambi I liked that

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

lightswitch1963 68M/53F

6/8/2006 4:37 pm

Where is this mechanic? I can make my car run badly. LOL. BTW, may we use your handle in my blogs?

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
6/8/2006 4:38 pm

hmmm ... I think after a nice overhaul by bedroomice2003 you should have stopped by my place for a lovely relaxing cold drink, the Arizona heat can be murder on your senses. I know that your poor car probably needs a little more recouperation time and probably a "Car Mechanic" to look at it. So while we call the local Mobile Mechanic to come out and fix things under that steel hood outside, you and I can find a little comfort in one another's arms and legs and warmth of female things while we wait. I'm sure once the car is fixed, you will be feeling right as rain and ready to jump in it and go right back home to Mr Bambi. Nothing like giving me a great dining experience between your creamy thighs while you sip on a cold drink. I leave your pussy feeling refreshed and new before that mechanic has a chance to show you the bill.
{=} SDA


MWWwantsmore 51F

6/8/2006 4:44 pm

Very interesting use of car parts

Whispersoftly5 51F
15176 posts
6/8/2006 5:44 pm

LMAO! Only you would think of that! I love it!


bedroomice2003 43M

6/9/2006 12:14 am

I might be expensive, but worth every penny. You always seem to spring a leak whenever I work on your chassis. Just be sure to come back whenever you need a refill. Lovely story, sweetie. Thank you.

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
6/9/2006 12:59 am

I'm just thinkin it wouldn't matter if there was no charge. Try to fix as often as it takes. lol

AtomicKisss 58M

6/9/2006 2:49 am

Sounds like a clogged carburetor. Tell you what, I'll set you up with multi-port injection. There... yeah baby, you're engine's purring now!


dreamswyou 50M

6/11/2006 4:55 am

He did not service your engine right because he blew your seal!! I would have to recheck your engine entirely including your tailpipe. The tail pipe is the most important thing.
Sounds like you need a new PISTON!!!! I think I have a Piston laying around here somewhere!!! Then I would have to fill your engine with fresh fluid. You can't get this fluid anywhere. It's a special kind that only mechanics like me know about!
Wouldn't charge you a penny either. I love working on engines. LOL

rm_Skilad 46M
2 posts
6/18/2006 6:17 am

Hi lady bambi, been reading your blog and its very good. thanks for the advice.

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