The Sex Was Nothing Special, HOWEVER  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
5/11/2006 11:27 am

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5/22/2006 1:57 pm

The Sex Was Nothing Special, HOWEVER

Welcome to our bedroom…

Mr. Bambi here… Yesterday, I fingered Bambi in her hospital bed until she came. Today, I paid her an early visit. Instead of just fingering her, I took her into her hospital bathroom, got on my knees, and ate her.

Unlike yesterday, she squirted today; but just a little bit. Regardless of her squirting, the sex was unremarkable compared to what we normally do in the comfort of our bed. What is noteworthy, however, is the fact that some of her juices splashed on my jeans. I didn’t think much of it at the time because I knew the few splashes would dry.

After getting home, I spoke with a neighbor outside. His normally well behaved dog was at his side on a leash. This time, however, “Rover” would not follow his master’s commands to remain seated. Instead, “Rover” repeatedly tried to hump my leg. “Rover” was sporting a large hard-on.

I was perplexed. Why was a male dog trying to hump me? I’m a guy, I smell like a guy ‒ or so I thought. Then it occurred to me, the dog wasn’t aroused by me, he was trying to hump Bambi’s pussy juices.

So why am I telling you this story? Because I want sympathy (not empathy ‒ full fledged sympathy)! While Bambi is getting at least a little bit of sex in the hospital, my sex life has been reduced to having my leg humped by a dog ‒ an ugly male dog at that!

Mr. Bambi

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/11/2006 11:52 am

Awwwww.... Poor sweetheart!!! A sex life reduced to a leg hump by an ugly dog is not a good thing. The upside is you're still able to pleasure LadyBambi and when she gets home I'm sure you'll be erotically and orgasmically rewarded for your suffering. Meanwhile, you have my deepest and wettest sympathies.


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/11/2006 7:44 pm

MrBambi....please tell your wife that she is in my prayers! She has been so special and sweet to me leading up to my surgery! What a husband you are! And the dog story is just too much!!!! But, I'm sure she will make it up to you when she is well!

bedroomice2003 43M

5/12/2006 2:06 am

Oh dear, you need another infusion of Mrs. Bambi STAT.

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/12/2006 9:48 am

Mr. sweet man...I feel for you. Poor Mr. Prag has been high and dry himself. I'm sure when Lady Bambi and I are better we will make it up to our men. Give Lady Bambi our best. Wait...I think you already did..hmmmm. Hugs and kisses.{=}

rm_KirkVW44m 54M
688 posts
5/12/2006 4:36 pm

You can have the neighbors dog i want the Mrs anyways.. Too funny Mr. Bambi ) Hope Lady B heals up and gets to come home soon!

mysticmonty 41F

5/13/2006 2:09 am

*Hugs* to Lady Bambi and do tell her I said HI!

Speedy recovery to you, Lady Bambi!

And to you Mr Bambi, hang in there?

Best wishes to you both.

lightswitch1963 68M/53F

5/13/2006 9:33 am

You did make us laugh with the mental picture. Don't worry, when Bambi gets home, she'll make it up to you. I'm sure the neighbor was wondering why the dog was humping you. Tell Bambi she is in our thoughts and prayers. How are you holding up? We all love you guys.

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