The Naked Truth - Sort of...  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
5/27/2006 3:18 pm

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6/26/2006 2:18 am

The Naked Truth - Sort of...


As you know, Mr. Bambi and I have slept with numerous AdultFriendFinder members. In our continuing effort to expose the secrets behind these people, we have provided information on their occupation. Do not believe what they might have told you in blogland - this is the real stuff!

Honey Hole:
International Film Star: Her most famous film - Winnie the Pooh. She played Pooh.

Art of War:
School Teacher: He's the one all the adolescent girls have a crush on.

Caress Me Well:
Lobbyist - Milk Producers Association

We're Looking 4 Fun:
Infomercial Producer/Director: "How to Make Money in Bed"

Ex-Pat-Brit:
Soviet spy

Light Switch:
Swingers Club Owner: Club Name - "Lights Out"

Goddess:
Restaurant Owner: McDonald's Hamburger Franchise

Lusty Taurus:
Professional Stamp Collector - He likes to lick things

Dee Jeeper:
Auto Repo Man: He specializes in taking Hummers from women.

Fun XXX 1968:
Salesman/Demonstrator: Amway Sex Toy Department

Monica Lewinski:
Owner/Operator - Dry cleaning business

Old Dude:
Former Enron Executive

Kirk:
Gives Brazilian Wax Treatments to unsuspecting women

Whisper Softly:
Activist: Save Pee-Wee Herman Foundation

Bedroom Mice:
Wild game hunter

Purry Kitty:
Quality Control: ACME Dildo Company (no wonder she has that beautiful smile)

Can you guess what our occupation is?

Lady Bambi

saddletrampsk 54F

5/27/2006 4:32 pm

Thanks for letting me in on your secrets..


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
5/28/2006 5:50 am

You all are spies! LOL

Purry {=}

Purry


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/28/2006 5:25 pm

I think your all crazy! LMAO!!! Too funny!

Okay really, I think that you own a sex store!!! Can I have the friends discount???

Whisper...


bedroomice2003 44M

5/29/2006 1:23 am

I'm a wild game hunter? Cracking! I may just develop an Australian accent and document the nocturnal activities of a certain sheila and her fella in the Texas bush. Now there's a bloke who's really into his job.


rm_KirkVW44m 55M
688 posts
5/29/2006 3:02 am

Well i have been responsible for removing the hair off a nice pussy or two or three or..... I will not deny i like a clean plate to eat off Lady B I think Lady B works for an intelligence agency or something by how she knows me and what i like. Mr B is an intelligence operative working for Lady Bambi.


lightswitch1963 68M/53F

5/29/2006 4:52 am

"Lights out now open" Ok our secrets are all out. I noticed you are making us guess....Well I so happen to know the TRUTH about you and Mr Bambi
Mr Bambi-----Body-Builder-surfer-dude..
Mrs Bambi----Film star. I saw you years ago slide across the frozen ice. SEE YOU'R NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH SECRETS....


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/4/2006 9:46 pm

ALL RIGHT...where's the mole...I was trying to keep that a secret...no wonder I've been getting more comments lately!!!

lustytaurus


AtomicKisss 58M

6/8/2006 4:34 pm

Great blog LOL!

AtomicKisss


xxxtallorderxxx 46M

6/26/2006 1:41 am

Can you guess what our occupation is?

Reporters for the BlogChester Herald ?


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